Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

What's the little guy eat anyway?

[laconism]

A lot of things. I try to feed him mostly Pokémon food, though.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Pokemon food?

[laconism]

Yeah. The stuff that you buy in Poké Marts.

[hit_girl_mindy]

...

Where are you gonna find one of those here man?

[laconism]

...Good question.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Think you better hit the market and see what other food your Pikachu likes.

And steal it.

[laconism]

Why would I want to steal it?

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Because they will notice you MORE if you don't.

You realize where you are, right?

[laconism]

Yeah, but... I don't know if I can do that.

[He's down with the whole skipping school thing, but stealing? Not so much.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why not? It's kinda expected that you do? If you don't, you'll stand out. Trust me.

[laconism]

It still feels wrong to me, though I'm not sure I want to stand out in a place like this, either...

[This is quite the moral dilemma.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Shouldn't it feel wrong more when people actually are upset when you steal?

You've heard of the phrase "When in Rome," right?

[laconism]

I don't even know what Rome is.

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's a place...well shit.

Ok, look, what I basically mean is go with the customs. It's all good if you protect the Pikachu, right?

[laconism]

I guess... But it's not just Pikachu I need food for, I need to get food for all my other Pokémon, too.

[hit_girl_mindy]

How many do you have?

[laconism]

Five, not including Pikachu. And most of them are pretty big.

[hit_girl_mindy]

See, at this point stealing is probably something you would NEED to do.

[laconism]

Is food really that expensive here?

[hit_girl_mindy]

For five poken? They'll probably jock up the price on principal!

[laconism]

...Probably.

[Man, this is going to take some getting used to.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Just make sure whoever you room with is ok with you and the Pikachu, ok?

[laconism]

Do we even get to pick our roommates?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hold on, let me check the network.

(Checks) uh, looks like a big fat no there.