netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am

Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
highsodiumfreak: ([ oh really? ])

[personal profile] highsodiumfreak 2012-10-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Last time I checked, someone was drugging the food supply to fatten up the human race for their dinner.

[Said completely seriously.]
nolieking: (you can boast)

[personal profile] nolieking 2012-10-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what vampires outside of Hades are doing nowadays? You have to admire their capitalistic spirit, but seeing humans as simple numbers is unfitting for a noble demon.
highsodiumfreak: ([ thoughtful ])

[personal profile] highsodiumfreak 2012-10-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, they're in just as much trouble as we are. Ever heard of Leviathans?