Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ (
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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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-- Prinny Instructor?! [P A U S E. Oh, okay Val. You may be having a dog invading your space now.] You mean YOU are the one who was responsible for training those admirable, explosive beings to perform and carry out tasks, give the most heart-moving stories of their pains and triumphs of victories, and have them be the most valued partner for an adventurer ever?! That's so awesome!
Then you've gotta be a master adventurer yourself then, right?! Right?!
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Hmhmhm. So, you've seen my handiwork! There are many Prinny Instructors, but I pride myself on only having the best and brightest of Prinnies leave my care. It moves me to hear you are so satisfied with them.
My job, however, requires that I remain in Hades. I am not, nor have I ever been, an adventurer. And you? You seem to have a passion for that path.
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[And he places a fist into his hand in a 'aha' manner.] Oh, I know that feeling. My official title is the Demon God King that is supposed to be taking rule over Empyria, back in the Netheruniverse. But I do admit that I have a burning passion about adventures! The journey to get to the end, the challenges you face, the things you learn along the way to get stronger, and more! People say its just a romanticized ideal, but I say its because they don't have their heart into it!