Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[mooned_hime]

Oh my, how forward!

But to recruit me into your party, you'll have to complete my Impossible Requests!

[demondogking]

Huh? Oh, no no. I've already figured out how to recruit people through in-game mechanics already. I've got this~! Once you figure out how, it gets pretty simple! Then again, I guess that is because I am main character material after all.

[mooned_hime]

Well then. Since apparently you already know what my Impossible Requests are, you should get to it.

[demondogking]

[You want your 20 bear asses? Okay, fine. You'll get your 20 bear asses once he is done equipping them on and sorting them out through his inventory.]

A problem already taken care of!

[mooned_hime]

Oh, so you've already obtained the stone begging bowl of the Buddha from India?

[demondogking]

You can be surprised about what kind of things tends to drift on by in the Netheruniverse! Drifting objects come in various shapes, sizes, and history!

[mooned_hime]

Very well, then. Surprise me.

[demondogking]

[Snapping his fingers to check out his inventory.] Well, which one do you want to see first? The bowl? OR maybe this jeweled branch? I'm kind of enjoying this fire-rat robe so... oh, oh! Maybe this cowrie shell! And I can deal with parting with this necklace from the dragon lantern...

Oh! Maybe I should show you something that is Netheruniverse brand that is only found in Empyria instead?

[mooned_hime]

How about one of those game systems you're talking about? Show me one of those.

[It won't fulfill her impossible request, though]

[demondogking]

Oh, one of those? THAT is reserved for my very special vassals. Ones that really proved they worked hard for their rewards on helping me getting my own tasks done.

But I suppose I could give it to you for my own impossible request though.

[mooned_hime]

All this talk of involving me with hard work is becoming tiring.

[demondogking]

Well that's definitely a start! Now we gotta work with your body to reflect how much of that tiring part is being done!

[mooned_hime]

I politely decline your offer.

[demondogking]

That's too bad. Because from what I understand, this rhythm based game is pretty physical that is also pretty fun once you start learning how to work it. And to think people call it dancing in some places. Oh well!

[Checking out his myphone then!]

Mm. I wonder if I can get some DLC to import new stuff into them too? I heard costume changes are a thing nowadays.

[mooned_hime]

[Kaguya would never get into a DDR style game... and the talk of costume changes doesn't really help spark her interest because right now all she really knows is Tetris]

...

[She'll randomly look through her myPhone stuff though. Maybe there's something interesting she can find in it]

[demondogking]

[... huh. Is that a dating sim app?

Sure does look like a dating sim app. He's just going to be making his way back to where he came from then as he fiddles around with the settings and stuff.]

Huh, that's strange. Don't remember Tsubaki or anyone else in the party signing up for this sort of thing. 'Empyria Memorial III'? Sounds kinda cheesy, but why not? Let's give it a try!

[mooned_hime]

[Sorry dog dude, she's kind of ignoring you and figuring out her myPhone]

[demondogking]

[Nah, that's totally cool. He's going to be experimenting on how meta things can go from this point on. This may or may not cause some game shark levels of game breaking.]