Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

Whoa, that sounds pretty bizarre. Massages?

What kind of card games anyway?

[cutestsuperweapon]

The one where the cards were black and red and had numbers and you had to keep secret when you got a bad card.

Was offering a massage bad? She seemed stiff so...

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh. [Nevermind]

Huh? Not really, just seems intimate. Then again, I do rub down Ruff since she's stupidly jumping into one stupid thing after another!

That scene does get them shipped a bit, but no, not intimate.

[cutestsuperweapon]

It was like that, I think. Except nobody jumped into stupid things, although I did trip sometimes. But I didn't do it on purpose.

Who is Ruff?

Heh, I figured!

[hit_girl_mindy]

She's really impulsive. Then again, I can be too. Depends on the situation.

Short for Ruffnut. She's the viking over there.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

Is it the one that is being stalked by a tree?

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[hit_girl_mindy]

Being stalked by a...ok, that sounds dumb enough to be Ruffnut, but explain the tree thing.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I don't know, see, I was sweeping the classroom...

[She did, in fact, do so, to show what she had done, in case there was confusion]

But there suddenly was a lot of paper on the floor, even in places I had already swept, most of them near her! She pointed out that paper comes from trees so there probably was a tree somewhere that lost them.

I don't know why the tree was stalking her and I didn't see it, it must be very sneaky. It's a bit scary.

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[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy clapped her hand to her head. It was a miracle: there was actually someone more gullible than Ruffnut, and Ruff had taken full advantage of it. She was both annoyed and proud of her: mostly proud].

Uh, yeah. If you see the tree, why don't you try blowing it up, ok?

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[cutestsuperweapon]

I'll try talking it out of it first...I think it'd be too violent, even if it IS stalking someone somehow.

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[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh, all right. You let me know how that turns out.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

I will, I can't let people be worried about trees!

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[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, that aside, Ruffnut's pretty ok.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

She said she was my friend, so I agree! I don't have many, because I'm an evil weapon and people are scared of that for some reason.

I really don't get why.

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[hit_girl_mindy]

I guess people aren't fond of evil weapons of destruction and stealing princesses.

It'll probably be less of a problem here though.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, she went back eventually. There was some sword fighting involved, although not with me. There wouldn't be much of a point, I'd only hit my foot and the other sword wouldn't do much to me.

Do you think so? Maybe they do like evil more?

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[hit_girl_mindy]

Look around you. If anything, you'll make more friends, not less.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

Really? I can't wait!