Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[thousand_curses]

Kids these days. Famous author. Russian, I think, or maybe German. One of his books was about a trial that made about as much sense as this, although it lacked the stuffed penguins.

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

Hmph. not that I pay attention to things like taht

[thousand_curses]

'course not. I bet you get all your reading material from the internet, right?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

What is the internet?

[thousand_curses]

Guess all those frills aren't modern fashion after all...it's complicated, miss. Why don't you tell me a little about where you're from and I'll try to explain it?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

Frills? You mean my dress?
Well I am from a different world. Magic is adundant there, and there isn't much of the odd technologies and styles there are here.

[thousand_curses]

I see! And here I thought some kind of demon-infested Netherworld would be pretty magical itself.

Then again, they did give us smartphones.