Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[cutestsuperweapon]

What do sidekicks do? I haven't met someone like that.

[foolish_seal]

They help out the hero, kinda like a minion helps out a villian, only good.

Logic checkmate.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But that'd be pretty bad. If good is the opposite of evil and evil is about being nice, which it is, then good is about doing bad things, and therefore I'd have to do terrible things! I don't want that!

[foolish_seal]

Wait, who told you that? Evil is doing bad things for the benefit of yourself. And a lot of minions are treated horribly.

[cutestsuperweapon]

My master did explain that to me. He's very evil, he says!

Admittedly, he scolds me a lot when I mess up even though it's really not my fault! So I don't think I'm treated horribly, just a but unfairly.

[foolish_seal]

Did you ever consider that your master might be lying to you? Evil people do that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Why would he do that? I mean, I am nice and everyone calls me evil, because I am a weapon, so it seems he has a point.

[foolish_seal]

Everyone calls you evil because you're destroying their homes.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No! I have never blown any house up, just a mountain, and I don't even remember doing it and nobody was there! And people called me evil before that, too!

I was supposed to blow houses up but I couldn't because all the people kept mocking me!I wanted to show them with a tree, but they were all looking so I couldn't!

[foolish_seal]

...You're really bad at being evil.

Be good instead. Not as many people want you destroyed.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Everyone says that, too! I'm trying really hard, you know?

[foolish_seal]

Sometimes, things just don't work out no matter how hard you try. You might want to try a different path in life. See where it leads.

...Not that this school really encourages that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Shouldn't I graduate first before I decide that? I think you're supposed to graduate first and foremost.

I don't get this school, either.

[foolish_seal]

Eh. Do whatever you feel you want to. You can graduate first, or you can decide before then. They're not really related.

[cutestsuperweapon]

You humans really make things so complicated sometimes.

[foolish_seal]

Wouldn't be human without complications.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That makes sense. [No sarcasm there] Thank you for your explanations. I'd write them down but I lost my notebook, I think.

[foolish_seal]

You can remember most of it long enough to write it down later, I'm sure.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I hope so, but I can't guarantee it. Maybe if it was in rhyme form, it'd be easier for me.