Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[b_mai_sobame]

[glomp!] Ohh, you're so precious!! [her ditziness is adorable to her]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Eeeeeeeeeh?!

[b_mai_sobame]

Kyaaah!! I cannot help myself, beautiful black haired maiden, what is your name? <333

Won't you be my sobame~~~?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I'm Ifurita and I am not a Sobame and you are tickling me!

[b_mai_sobame]

I'm Iono! You can be a sobame, and okay! [STILL HUGGING BUT TRYING TO HOLD STILL WHILE DOING IT]

[cutestsuperweapon]

But I'm a demon goddess, that would conflict because it's something different, I am pretty sure that I can't be both!

[b_mai_sobame]

Why, sure you can! A demon goddess should be ale to do whatever she wants~

And, ooh, I've never married a demon goddess before~~

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I want to remain a demon goddess because I wouldn't be me if I wasn't!

...Marry? How?

[b_mai_sobame]

Naturally, a process of courtship would begin first, followed by a grand ceremony.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But you can't marry me, that'd be like marrying a screwdriver.

[b_mai_sobame]

Why, not at all. Does a screw driver talk? Or have such beautiful black hair~~ [Huggle. Pets hair.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't think so, I haven't asked one. But it's still like that, because I'm a weapon, which is a tool, which is like a screwdriver.

[>Logic.]

I-I think you're flattering me too much, it's just my hair!

[b_mai_sobame]

Why, I am only flattering you with the truth~

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, okay. Thank you!

But I still can't marry you, since I have to be married to my duties and I can't marry several things because I'd lose track what is which.

[b_mai_sobame]

Oh not at all. I have many wives with many duties and we all keep things sorted out quite nicely!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But you aren't a ditz. My master once said that I'd lose my head if I could, and I think he's right!

[b_mai_sobame]

I'm not a ditz, and I can help~

Why, I would be delighted to do that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well but I am, and that weighs double...

...and I wouldn't like to lose my head! I'd be a pain to find myself!

[b_mai_sobame]

Then we may go on a high flying date together and explore this new world~~?<33

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, no, dates are terrible ideas. I always miss them. I once was supposed to invade a town on friday, but I got lost and arrived at the wrong down on sunday. It was pretty bad!

[b_mai_sobame]

Why, that's easily solved. Let's just go now~

[cutestsuperweapon]

But we can't, we have classes, and you're not supposed to skip those?

[b_mai_sobame]

After class then~

[cutestsuperweapon]

How do you even go on dates? You said flying, but that's not going.

[b_mai_sobame]

I'll teach you all about it. Why, there's no need to worry, I am very experienced. Just relax.