Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[good_news_everyone]

Yes, well, I suppose I could use a new one of those.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya, ahyahyahya! Age is no object! No heart is incapable of the passion true cooking needs!

[good_news_everyone]

Oh I don't know about that.

[Clearly you've never seen a heart that was in the stomach of a space wasp, Champloo]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[Details, details. He's twenty times the Professor's age!]

Doubt leads to fallen souffles! Only belief and conviction can properly top a casserole!

[good_news_everyone]

Ooh, soft foods.

[eating his steak paste]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[Without anyone noticing, Champloo quickly whips up a bowl of magnificent beef-broth soup, mild but exquisitely flavorful, and sets it down for the Professor.]

May I suggest you try this?

[good_news_everyone]

Well I don't see the harm...

[good_news_everyone]

!!!

[adsfja;lskdfj]

Sweet zombie Jesus, this is actually pretty good!

[pulls out a can of ... Torgo's Executive Powder? And seasons lightly with pink powder] Mmmm~

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Understand the difference between a dehydrated steak and food prepared with the heart!

[good_news_everyone]

Would it be possible to de and rehydrate this?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Is it possible to dehydrate the human soul, then rehydrate it again? It would be tough and hard as fruit leather!

[good_news_everyone]

There's no proof the soul even exists. All we've been able to measure is "life energy."

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Here in the Netherworld, souls are a fact of life.

[good_news_everyone]

Come back when you have some proof.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You shall find out in time, boom!