Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

Is it just me? Or is this class not really a class?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

It rather seems not to be.

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

[As soon as she approaches He jumps back, runs and cowers behind a desk.]

Gah!

[He then semi composes himself.]

Uh, right miss.

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[she raises an eyebrow at his reaction]
Do you have a problem?

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

Sorry Miss, I don't do to well with girls. It's nothing personal, but could you stand a little further away?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

What do you mean, you don't do well with girls?

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

They're scary.

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[And thats when she stars laughing]
You think girls are scary?

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

[Cue, return of terror.]

Uh, miss. Why are you laughing...

[He can't help hearing that laughter as maniacal.]

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

Because it;s amusing.
[Seeing his actually actually feels pretty good]

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

Oh. So uh. You think this is how classes will always be here?

[He's trying! But he's obviously shaken. And if she gets closer he backs away at about the same rate... at least until he hits a wall~ Then you have cowering on the floor Guy!]

[high_on_daylight]

This makes it far superior to most of the classes I have dealt with in the past twenty years.

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

[Cue hide behind desk #2! Which is rather hilarious as Guy is 6 feet tall so there is no way a school desk even remotely covers him at all.]

[high_on_daylight]

*Evangeline just sits on the desk.*

[ruffntumblenut]

Is that a riddle?

Because like...riddles are annoying.

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

[A girl who is slightly less girly! He can sort of deal with this!]

Aahahahanoit'snotit'sjustthatwearen'tdoinganythingso...

[...or maybe not.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Stare]

...you opened your mouth, then noise fell out. I don't know if they were words.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Looks up]

It's Zen. That's the idea.