Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

Hell yeah, who cares about debt! Let's have fun with it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah. Better be careful too, so people don't just think I'm gonna go spend it all like some goddamn bourgois.

[ruffntumblenut]

Right...you wouldn't want to look like one of err...those.

[Damnit Mindy you and your fancy words!!!]

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Fancy pants douche bags."

[gave her a slight wink.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh...yeah alright. why didn't you just say that?!

Somehow I don't think anyone would ever confuse you for that. Even if your pants were all shiny and mirror covered.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Because this was way more fun, miss-a-tree-is-stalking-me.

Hey, you'd be surprised! I might be able to pass for high society!

[ruffntumblenut]

But why would you want to?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Camouflage, duh.

[ruffntumblenut]

Ohhhhh.

Huh, yeah alright I guess that makes sense.

[hit_girl_mindy]

The worst thing you could ever do is dine and laugh with people you hate...and then hit them at their laziest.

[ruffntumblenut]

That's the worst thing?

What about putting pepper juice in their underpants?

Or strapping them down to a chair and making them listen to someone singing off key?

Or filling them with exploding gas and lighting a match?

Or drinking all the milk and leaving the empty container in the fridge?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Dude, are you serious? Those are fucking pranks a stupid frat boy would pull.

They want us to be evil, remember?

[ruffntumblenut]

What's a frat?

Just because we're evil doesn't mean we have to be so serious all the time.

[hit_girl_mindy]

A bunch of stupid guys doing pointless shit, which would be funny except they actually have their parents PAY for them to do it.

Who said we did? I'm talking about actual enemies, not messing with people. We're gonna do a WHOLE lot of that.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh.

But see we can mess with just people, or we can mess with our enemies. Not that we have any enemies right now.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, true. We got no enemies yet.

So. Let's go get something to eat, and then we can talk pranks, what do you say?

[ruffntumblenut]

I thought you'd never ask.

[hit_girl_mindy]

It'll be our first date in the demon world. Nice.