Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

I did no such thing! I'm from an earlier canon point! When I actually ruin your life, THEN you can blame me!

[eternalcameo]

You ruined it from MY canon point; it's in my application, so I'm going to blame you for everything!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! You just want the prestige of having the strongest Overlord in the freaking cosmos as your enemy! Well, guess what -- that only works if I acknowledge you. And you can't even make me do that.

[eternalcameo]

Oh, you wanna play like that? Fine.

I don't need your goddamn acknowledgement; I have the Yoshitsuna!

(And cue action pose as she bathes in her own superiority.)

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What? Super Battleship Yoshitsuna!?

[Zetta obligingly looks around for said Super Battleship, expecting the cutscene announcing its presence at any second.]

[eternalcameo]

Damn right!

(Swiftly removing a device from her pocket, Asagi shoots a thin laser up at the ceiling.

THEN SCENE TRANSITION as the holy mother of warships makes its grandiose approach over the academy's netherworld.)

The best fucking Battleship in the entire cosmos and I have it parked up in orbit!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...Wait, there's a remote?

[Zetta reaches out to take it. Hey, Overlord's aren't above attempted robbery!]

[eternalcameo]

Oh, this little thing?

(Of course they're not. But Asagi's not handing it over that quickly. With her other hand, she quickly points a gun at Zetta.)

That's right. And it's mine. The Yoshitsuna's mine and it's your loss. You fucked up everything for me, but I get this one victory over you and that's what really counts. Feel free to be completely jealous now.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...What?

[She can hope for his despair and bitter anger all she wants. All she's getting is blank confusion.]