Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

...How is your hair and cape billowing without any wind?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! Because I'm Zetta! The most badass freaking Overlord in the cosmos!

...I'm pretty sure we went over this more than once, Ruffnut.

[ruffntumblenut]

It still doesn't make sense to me.

I'm just gonna say it's magic.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

That kind of logic is exactly why you're here now!

[ruffntumblenut]

Nu uh! I'm here because one of those Penguin dudes promised me a cookie if I signed his paper.

...

HEY I NEVER GOT THAT COOKIE!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

EXACTLY! You need a true education into being a demon and Overlord!

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh yeah? So what's your excuse for being here?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Paperwork error, duh. It's one of the most advanced forms of evil demonkind knows.

[ruffntumblenut]

How can papers make an error? Paper is just...paper.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...You've got a lot to learn, Ruffnut.

[ruffntumblenut]

I've already learned alot! Like I know how magnets work!

...

OK not really but I can magnetize things.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Right, but I mean, evil. Demonic stuff. THAT sort of thing. This academy will give you the practical education that's been sorely missing so far.

[ruffntumblenut]

Who's fault is that then mentor?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Your own, for not being born a demon. But I forgive you.

[ruffntumblenut]

Aw thanks boss...

...hey wait. I'm proud to be a Viking you jerk! Being born a Viking is awesome!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Sure, whatever, the point is there's plenty of stuff you didn't learn by being a demon that you need to know.

[ruffntumblenut]

So then why aren't YOU teaching me? I thought that was what we were supposed to be doing all this time?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh, you'll keep learning from me, don't doubt that. You're far from where you need to be in ANY respect but spirit!

[ruffntumblenut]

Really? Even with all the training I've already done I'm still that far away?!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmph. You're still closer than any other human, so don't take it personally.

[ruffntumblenut]

I take everything personally!

But that is good to know.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta just sputters for a moment, then slumps.]

Can't argue that...