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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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Ow! [Kaguya hadn't thought this through!]

Don't you need a cloth for this?

What? Why? Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry!

[She tried using the hem of her skirt, but it was too tight. Obvious next solution: Kaguya's sleeve.]

...

[Well, this isn't bad. It's not like it's being set on fire, which was infinitely worse]

That's better! Good job!

[Why didn't Kaguya just do that herself?]

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[That went surprisingly well, and the other person with the pink big sleeves had not gotten angry! Ifurita was rather happy.]

Thank you!

[So encouraged, she kept wiping the gameboy with her new rool, happily humming a melody.]

You're welcome! And thank you!

You must like cleaning!

Well, I think I'm pretty good at it, but I'm really a super demonic weapon of destruction.

People don't believe me when I say it, though...

Oh my, how destructive!

If somebody told me, I would believe them, so I will believe you!

[Because a lot of people in Gensokyo are capable of destruction in some form or another...]

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Y-you believe me? Really?!

Of course. I said I would, didn't I?

I don't think anyone has believed me in a while! Even master doubted it!

What a strange master you had!

Well, he did have an odd laugh...

Was it something like a 'ku ku ku', or an 'ufufu'? Maybe a gya ha ha ha?

The last just more shaky and shrill, I can't really describe it. It could scare you if you didn't know what it was!

Your master sounds frightening!

Well, a bit, I think but you got to obey the master because I'm a loyal superweapon, see? Well, me, not you.

Is your master here?

No, I don't think so. That may be a bit bad for me, too.

...Eep, I didn't think of that!

Oh dear! What will happen without a master?

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I'll forget about it, use too much power and then fall asleep and nobody'll wake me up and I'll probably start collecting dust and spiderwebs lying around somewhere.

That's really bad!

How terrible! But it can't be hard to wake you, can it?

Oh, it's pretty hard, you have to have my staff, you know.

[She pointed at it.]

How odd! I wonder what one has to do with the staff to wake you...?

Oh, that's a secret. I'm not supposed to tell people that you have to stick it into the circuit on my back and turn it. It's a militairy secret, you know.

Oh, yes, I understand secrets quite well. I'll be sure to not press you further on the matter, do not worry!

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