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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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It's just all wrong and bad and not right if you do it otherwise. It should be properly evil instead.
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Alright, I'll give it my best shot. On three! One, two, three!
[ And here comes the moe in the form of a giggle. Flonne isn't very good at this being evil thing. ]
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That's right, just more, uhm, evil! Like this!
[Her laugh was...pretty much like Floones. She was trying really hard to make it evil, too, which just added squakyness]
...I can't do it right, I'm just not evil enough...
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Nope, maybe if I do it louder--!! [ And suddenly it's as though there's angelic choir out of nowhere. ]
Huh... did I unlock a new ability?
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That's some really odd singing out of nowhere, too! I wonder if there's a choir below us.
[Yes, she seemed to actually consider the possibility.]
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Yoohoo, anyone down there? Can you hear me? Marco~
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[She dashed to a wall, picked up her staff, charged back, and pointed it at the ground]
I can open a hole there with my evil powers, look!
HA!
[Nothing happened.]
HA?!
[Nope.]
I-it's not working when people can see me...
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[ Quickly covering up the both of her eyes with her hands... but like any typical Netherworld denizen, she'll try to sneak a peek. ]
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[She ...actually managed to blow a hole into the floor now. Essentially by firing an energy bolt from the tip of her staff.]
I did it!
[Sure was happy that she managed to use her normal attack.]