Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! You're gaining a proper demonic mindset!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Ain't seen nothing yet!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I know. That's why you're still training. And why you're still GETTING training.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I never thought it was over to begin with!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Damn straight it's not! I can't let you go into the greater demon world yet, you'd embarrass me!

[It's easy to tell when he's posturing, these days. He doesn't go into it with quite the vehemence he used to.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'd embarrass YOU? Says the guy who can't stop pontificating about himself!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Sure, but I'm so awesome, every mention of me makes the conversation that much better.

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Says the Overlord who's totally a student now!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmph. You'll never make it in the Netherworld if you sweat the small stuff like that!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Who's sweating it? I think its hilarious. I figured if you were HERE, you'd be the one running the show, being the overlord of everything and all.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Sure, I could try to take it over if I wanted. [Zetta shrugs.] Why's it worth my time? I'm not gonna change anything, this is for you guys.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I figured you could be a teacher or something.

So you're just going to be a student here then?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What would I teach? I'm too awesome to pass on what I've got to any but a select few.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I don't know why I didn't think you would say that...

I'm kinda surprised you're not rooming with Lash though.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta scowls.]

Okay. You got me. THAT one pisses me off.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah well, don't get too pissed. We're rooming together, so I'll look for a way to give you guys privacy.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmph. Damn straight you will.

[Though Zetta looks off at nothing, with a distant frown.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Don't be grateful or anything...

What are you looking at anyway?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Nothing! [It said so in his narration!] The rooms suck, that's all!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, you don't have to tell me. How do you go about getting the legendary rooms anyway?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Luck. Or petition the Dark Assembly to be reassigned to one and kick out the current people in it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Will a bribe work?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...holy crap. I forgot you don't know how Netherworlds are run.

The Dark Assembly relies on nothing but bribes, kid. Well, that and occasionally getting a senator so drunk he falls asleep or votes for the wrong person. You want something done, you gotta grease the wheels.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Good to know! About time I stop having to clean up the messes of other corrupt officials and go for the ones who are upfront about it.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Uh. Go after as in...? [He draws a clawed finger across his throat.]