Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[laconism]

[And then it immediately retaliates with a Thunderbolt.]

PikaaaaaCHUUUUUUUU!!

[Normally Red would scold his Pikachu for that kind of thing, but considering what he was about to do... he'll let it slide this time, instead giving it a comforting pat on the head.]

[good_news_everyone]

AAAAHHH--

[good_news_everyone]

My heart!

I think I just felt it beat! Twice even!

[good_news_everyone]

Oh my...

[COLLAPSES]

[laconism]

[Oh god, he isn't dead, is he? Red quickly gets out of his seat and kneels down next to him, checking his pulse.]

[good_news_everyone]

[he's not dead but his pulse has been weak for decades~]

[laconism]

[Too bad he doesn't know that. Red's just going to go up to the teacher's desk now to ask what he should do with the guy. As much as he dislikes the man for trying to inject his Pikachu with god knows what, he doesn't want him to die.]

[netherworld_lolitics]

Oh, leave him there.

Or throw him in a ditch.

Oh, or the nurses' office.

[laconism]

[Welp, the first two are definitely not an option, so nurses' office it is.]

Where's the nurses' office?

you can find a link to the info post about the nurse on the profile~

[netherworld_lolitics]

You'll have to find it. If he dies, they can fix that.

okie dokie!

[laconism]

...How do you fix dead people?

[netherworld_lolitics]

Do I look like a doctor to you?

[laconism]

...

[Looks like that's his cue to leave, then. Red sends out his Charizard to carry Farnsworth out of the classroom, Pikachu running up to Red and jumping on his shoulder as he heads out as well.]