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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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Where is all this paper coming from?!
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Paper comes from trees. Don't you know?
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[She followed the trails. After a while... wait a moment.]
Uhm, all this paper is near you...uhm...is a tree stalking you?
[Critical logic error.]
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...you know I bet that's exactly what's going on! After all where I come from we burn trees all the time for warmth!
[adopts a mock fearful face]
Whatever will I do!?
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That's ok though because I'm pretty super myself!
[Flexes her ropey lanky muscles]
...wait you're a super weapon? What do you do? Sweep people to death?
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And yes! I mostly fly around and blow things up and eventually sweep the fortress. I just don't like blowing things up with people in so I need to get them out first, I'm working on that part right now.
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Show me! Come on do something explosive! I love blowing stuff up.
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...uhm, do you mind turning away first?
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Why? What are you gonna do?
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What is it embarrassing? Now you gotta show me! Come onnnnn! do it! Do it!
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[And as Ruffnut leaned in closer, Ifurita leaned back, nearly falling over]
It's not embarassing, it's just that I can't concentrate, there really isn't anything interesting at all about it other than the result itself!
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Come onnn! Destroy something. There's lots of desks here. Lots of students too I'm sure they won't miss one. Or a wall! Can you take out a wall?
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[She turned towards a wall, picked up her staff, then...]
HA!
[Nope.]
Heya!
[No reaction.]
...Power of the wind, give me your strength!
[This was accompanied with whirling her staff, then pointing it at the wall. Reaction: None whatsoever, other than a wind sound.]
You're really destroying my concentration if you look, I can't really be an evil weapon like this...
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Well then you're really not much of a super weapon are you?
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[While saying this, she was flailing her arms a bit, which included her staff. What she did not notice was a strand of energy suddenly swirling out of the staff, which grew into a tornado that took a couple chairs, prinnies, and a part of the wall with it as it left the room.
While Ifurita kept flailing and not noticing.]
I'm famous where I come from, and people are pretty scared of my name, though I think that's also a bit unfair because I don't really want to cause them harm, you know?
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Why? Why wouldn't you want to cause harm? If you're so freakin' powerful you should enjoy it!!!
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[She thought about that for a moment. How did this go? She had forgotten it! But it had sounded so convincing the first time...]
Anyway, uhm, I really want to be evil, which is really about being nice and kind to children, so that's why. See?
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Uh...are you sure that's what evil means? Because...and this is just me maybe, but where I come from those are all good things. Not evil.
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[Offers her a fist to bump]
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As for the fist...she just glanced at it. Then she poked it.]
Uhm...?
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[A very, very awkward punch.]
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