netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am

Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

[personal profile] herooflove 2012-10-13 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, kisses! That's what I'd do if I had a dragon! Shower it with love and affection all while burning all of my enemies to a crisp♥

[ Flonne, honey, that doesn't sound as good as you think it does. ]
ruffntumblenut: (Sexy face~)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I uh...well...yeah alright I guess I can get behind that. At least the burning part.

[Steals someone's paper and a pen and draws a horribly crude picture of a hideous zippleback]

This is Barf and Belch. Barf here blows huge clouds of nasty green gas right?

[She starts shredding the picture]

Then Belch lights it on fire and BOOM!!!!

[Throws the paper scraps in the air and falls backwards in her seat with a crash]

Epic total destruction!

[Looks almost lustful at the thought]