2nd Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

[The Alcohol Demon is wandering around campus, his new armless, jawless pet zombie shambling along behind him.]

Hey squishy human types full of organs; there's a whole bunch of zombies out here. I think you guys are fucked.

But hey, at least they're not the smart viral kind that can run really fast and open doors.

[Mr. Positive here is just gonna sit outside and watch. Perks of not being edible.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah yeah yeah.

I'll probably just keep him till his ribs start falling out.

[mooned_hime]

You should have the nurse look at him.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think they could help. He's dead. Though I guess I could bandage him back together.

[mooned_hime]

She is a nurse in the Netherworld. I am sure she has experience with zombies.

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh.

[Well that changes things.]

Where is this person? That might actually be helpful.

[mooned_hime]

Most likely in the nurse's office, I would imagine.

Oh ho ho. So tagging that later. This is wonderful.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well that makes sense. Thanks. I'll have to see if I can get Dorland here pieced together in a way that he's not leaving bits all over the place for my roommates dog to eat.

:D

[mooned_hime]

You are welcome, Mr. Nothing.

And yes, losing bits and pieces of oneself certainly could add up over time!

[notjustinthemirror]

You never know, maybe he'll lose enough that instead of one zombie I'll have two smaller zombies.

Anyway, thanks for that.

[mooned_hime]

Don't be silly. That only works with blob-like creatures.

[notjustinthemirror]

So if he turns into a jellyfish I'll be set? Duly noted.

[mooned_hime]

Maybe a zombie jellyfish?

[No jellyfish aren't blob creatures Kaguya...]

[notjustinthemirror]

[They're inventing new science!]

Too bad they could only eat the brains of surfers. Unless the jellyfish could fly for some reason.

Actually this is kind of terrifying. Let's not have zombie jellyfish.

[mooned_hime]

I would rather not have a zombie anything.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well of course that's generally the preference. Most people don't want zombies.

At least I don't think they do.