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[good_news_everyone]

Good news, everyone! As it so turns out, we have our first "delivery!"

It should be an ordinary enough affair for this sort of business. Senator Greenwar needs some, ahem, goods from the local market or some such.

By force, if necessary.

So I'll be needing an expendable a crack team to fulfill this task for me. Planet Express delivery service is hiring!

Ruffnut! Androgynous pale kid! The job is yours if you still want it! Ideally we'll need a space ship captain and a robot to fill things out, but for now we may have to just make do.

[Starts building a robot]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey! Stop stealing my disciple!

[good_news_everyone]

Who are you!?

What's going on here!?

Where am I!?!!!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm Zetta! The most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos!

You're trying to steal my disciple!

And you're Professor Farnsworth! It's on your damn status screen!

[good_news_everyone]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and which one would that be? Your 'disciple' I mean. [adjusting his glasses]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Ruffnut! The only one you NAMED!

[good_news_everyone]

Now sir, I do not have exactly what you would call a disciple, but I am a father, so I believe I may understand how you feel. Ruffnut, she is not entirely unlike a child to you. Is that correct?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What the....

RUFFNUT IS NOT MY KID! Nor anything LIKE my kid! She's a freaking disciple!

[good_news_everyone]

But you care about her very much, that much is obvious.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm an OVERLORD, you idiot! I don't care about ANYONE or ANYTHING!

[He pauses, then adds in a completely different tone]

Uh, except my girlfriend.

[good_news_everyone]

Yes yes whatever you say.

But Ruffnut seems very excited to do some work for me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, but she's an idiot.

[good_news_everyone]

Perhaps I have a solution. You could join her~

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm not your package-monkey, old man! I'm a freaking Overlord!

[good_news_everyone]

What if I made you an Executive Delivery Boy?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmm. Badass Freaking Overlord versus Executive Delivery Boy. I wonder.

[That's sarcasm, by the way.]

[good_news_everyone]

Mm hmm, mm hmm.

I assure you, however, sir, that having a part time job makes her no less your disciple.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The job isn't the point! It's the fact that you DIDN'T ASK HER OVERLORD!

[good_news_everyone]

Well how was I to know!? I haven't invented clairvoyance yet!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

That's the great thing about being this strong -- I don't have to CARE about how you were supposed to know! I can just demand it!

[good_news_everyone]

Now hear this, sir! Just because you're powerful doesn't mean I'll bow before you!!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...I don't think you get how powerful I really am. But I don't care about bowing! This is a property rights issue!

[good_news_everyone]

What are you going to do? Kill me? I'm hardly afraid of death any more. I've died at least twice now.

If you have an issue with your disciple you can take it up with them. Whichever one of them it was again, I forget.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I DON'T have an issue with my disciple! I have an issue with you taking her without asking!

[good_news_everyone]

Well I'm too old to change my ways.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't be an idiot. I'm older than you and even I can change my ways! ...a little.