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[good_news_everyone]

Good news, everyone! As it so turns out, we have our first "delivery!"

It should be an ordinary enough affair for this sort of business. Senator Greenwar needs some, ahem, goods from the local market or some such.

By force, if necessary.

So I'll be needing an expendable a crack team to fulfill this task for me. Planet Express delivery service is hiring!

Ruffnut! Androgynous pale kid! The job is yours if you still want it! Ideally we'll need a space ship captain and a robot to fill things out, but for now we may have to just make do.

[Starts building a robot]

Comments

During this thread, Guy's TITLE is "Hopeless Dreamer"

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

Did you say you needed a Pilot?

[good_news_everyone]

You're capable and attractive looking! I think people will follow you about as much as they did my old captain!

YOU'RE HIRED if you'll work for minimum wage.

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

I don't need money. I just want to fly again. And maybe spend a little time tinkering with looking at your space ship?

[good_news_everyone]

THAT'S FANTASTIC!

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

You got it! I've been wanting to explore the place anyway, so it works out fine for me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey! Stop stealing my disciple!

[good_news_everyone]

Who are you!?

What's going on here!?

Where am I!?!!!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm Zetta! The most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos!

You're trying to steal my disciple!

And you're Professor Farnsworth! It's on your damn status screen!

[good_news_everyone]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and which one would that be? Your 'disciple' I mean. [adjusting his glasses]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Ruffnut! The only one you NAMED!

[imtheclassrep]

Is there likely to be adventure and danger in this line of work?

[good_news_everyone]

Certainly at least one of those if not both, yes.

[imtheclassrep]

How about the chance to encounter sensual green alien women?

[good_news_everyone]

Hmm, I would gander that it's less a matter of chance and more an inevitable matter of time.

[thousand_curses]

You got it, "boss". Let me know when Ms. Ruffnut and whoever else you hire are ready to go.

[good_news_everyone]

Excellent!

By the way, have I forgotten your name already?

[thousand_curses]

Nope.

[good_news_everyone]

Hmmm. That's strange.

[Pulls out a ray gun and begins to point it at his head]

[ruffntumblenut]

Alright! That's what I like to hear!

Where do I go? What goods am I getting? Who's the pale kid?

[good_news_everyone]

You will be making a delivery to Senator Greenwar of anything that you can pilfer from the Rozen Queen shop.

[ruffntumblenut]

Looting and pillaging? It's like I was born for this job!

...wait what kind of stuff do they sell?

[good_news_everyone]

Ohh various knickknacks from food to arms.

[thousand_curses]

Kid's a relative term, but hi!

[ruffntumblenut]

Yo!

I'm Ruffnut. I'm the muscle!

[thousand_curses]

Well, if the Professor's the brains, I guess that makes me the pretty face.

Glad to meet you, Ruffnut. Should we meet up and get going now, or wait for more backup?