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[good_news_everyone]

Good news, everyone! As it so turns out, we have our first "delivery!"

It should be an ordinary enough affair for this sort of business. Senator Greenwar needs some, ahem, goods from the local market or some such.

By force, if necessary.

So I'll be needing an expendable a crack team to fulfill this task for me. Planet Express delivery service is hiring!

Ruffnut! Androgynous pale kid! The job is yours if you still want it! Ideally we'll need a space ship captain and a robot to fill things out, but for now we may have to just make do.

[Starts building a robot]

Comments

[imtheclassrep]

It seems like this position could be interesting. Does your crew need a representative? Someone to advocate for their needs in front of the management?

[good_news_everyone]

Hmmm. I suppose it couldn't hurt. Not me anyway.

[imtheclassrep]

I will, of course, need complete absolution in the case that the crew is maimed, killed or slowly dissolved into an alternate universe under my watch.

[good_news_everyone]

THAT KIND OF LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY

is fairly par for the course. Employees are expendable anyway~

[imtheclassrep]

I heartily agree, and in my capacity I will ignore any and all pleas for raises, shorter hours or mercy.

You should never hear a word of complaint from your crew.