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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

Comments

[rose_liberated]

Orphanage? Why would anyone build one of those here? They would just stick them randomly into dorms and charge a fee for it. The little tykes would never escape their debt.

[likestokillthings]

Because I'm hungry?

[rose_liberated]

...as an orphan myself, I suggest you learn to starve then.

[likestokillthings]

Have you never eaten babies?

[trolled_justice]

[After those things Richard did? Yeah, Pamela already has her sword out. He obviously had nothing good planned for an orphanage. She is not even going to bother responding to his question]

I, Captain Pamela Arwig of the Schwarzkreuz, will not allow you to set your vile presence in any such place!

[likestokillthings]

One of those goody-goody types, huh?

[high_on_daylight]

... Boring.

[trolled_justice]

Mock me all you want, but I will not allow you to...!

[She trailed off uncertainly. Actually, now that she thought about it... wasn't he attacking only demons so far...? And what if he was jokingly referring to something ridiculous like demon orphanages?]

... do you plan on attacking only demon kind, or others as well?

[Wait wait no Pamela what are you saying this guy clearly gives off that sort of villainous vibe, like that Iris...]

[likestokillthings]

What do you mean boring?

[Is his hand on fire? Yes, yes it is.]

[likestokillthings]

Can't I just kill them all? It's much more fun that way.

[And he lifts up a nearby Prinny and hurls it at her.]

[trolled_justice]

You...!

[What appears to be an odd summoning circle suddenly appears behind Pamela, and without hesitation she jumps through it; vanishing upon going through it. The prinny... doesn't seem to be affected by it at all, and explodes as normal.]

[The knight appears a short distance behind Richard, via another magic circle that had appeared there, while throwing a large fireball (about as tall and wide as she is) at his back]

What sort of monster are you, to have no regard for whose life you take...?!

[likestokillthings]

[Oooh, an impressive display of fwoosh. Richard spins around and conjures a shield of ice.]

I'm Richard! Chief Warlock of the Brotherhood of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and Lord of the Dance!

[To emphasize that last one, he does an odd little dance.]

1/2

[trolled_justice]

[Pamela visibly hesitates at the long list of titles. All she had to her name was Captain of the Schwarzkreuz. Should she figure out more impressive titles to add?]

[... and just what was that dance?]

2/2

[trolled_justice]

[Pamela at least does let Richard finish his little dance, though, before swinging her sword dramatically to point at the warlock]

I-I did not ask for your titles! [Was she jealous-no no of course not there was more at stake here!]

Stand down, or I will destroy you in the name of God!

[Wait, did she even work for the Church anymore after-n-no no that's not important right now]

[... unfortunately, the fact that she's mentally debating with herself is rather obvious on her expression.]

[likestokillthings]

[But titles are important! And you get new ones depending on your kills. :|]

Do you really think you can take me?

[Richard snickers...and promptly disentigrates some random passerby demon.]

[trolled_justice]

[Unfortunately, straight out intimidation tactics like that don't work on Pamela]

I have justice on my side! You will fall to my sword, Weißsilber, should you dare face me in combat!

[Fortunately, she doesn't give any shits about demons, so she's not taking that as reason to attack right now]

[likestokillthings]

I'm sure the last few knights who tried that thought the same thing.

[A pause, and some rummaging through a pocket.]

...want to see their ears?

[trolled_justice]

I am no ordinary knight! I am Pamela, Captain of the Schwarzkreuz! My royal blood is filled with the divine power of God, and a foul creature such as yourself would stand no chance!

[If Richard can tell the difference between divine power and magic, Pamela's clearly a magic user and her power (much less her blood) has nothing divine about it]

[likestokillthings]

Uh...huh. Then why haven't you just tried to smite me with your holiness?

My titles are better.

[trolled_justice]

Because I am giving you the chance to repent, fool!

... ...

And ... and your titles are ridiculous!

[likestokillthings]

How dare you mock my hard-earned titles? I won't stand for this injustice!

BEHOLD!

[He holds up an ordinary looking fork and waves it around menacingly.]

The Fork of Truth!

[trolled_justice]

I... what?

[Pamela's clearly thrown off... wtf is this?]

W-what does a Fork of Truth have to do with anything?!

[likestokillthings]

It's the most powerful weapon in existence!

[It's the Fork of Truth! No other explanation is needed. >:|]

[trolled_justice]

That... that is ridiculous!

My Weißsilber would not fail against such a thing!

[high_on_daylight]

*Just going to point out the fairly thick British accent Evangeline has here.*

Please. The burn down the orphanage routine?

I bet this place keeps a bunch of spare orphanages in a box in the basement someplace, that's so played out.