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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

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[rose_liberated]

Orphanage? Why would anyone build one of those here? They would just stick them randomly into dorms and charge a fee for it. The little tykes would never escape their debt.

[likestokillthings]

Because I'm hungry?

[rose_liberated]

...as an orphan myself, I suggest you learn to starve then.

[likestokillthings]

Have you never eaten babies?

[rose_liberated]

Why would I be so wasteful? It takes a thousand years for a demon child to grow into a useful warrior, if I ate them I would never have any army.

[trolled_justice]

[After those things Richard did? Yeah, Pamela already has her sword out. He obviously had nothing good planned for an orphanage. She is not even going to bother responding to his question]

I, Captain Pamela Arwig of the Schwarzkreuz, will not allow you to set your vile presence in any such place!

[likestokillthings]

One of those goody-goody types, huh?

[trolled_justice]

Mock me all you want, but I will not allow you to...!

[She trailed off uncertainly. Actually, now that she thought about it... wasn't he attacking only demons so far...? And what if he was jokingly referring to something ridiculous like demon orphanages?]

... do you plan on attacking only demon kind, or others as well?

[Wait wait no Pamela what are you saying this guy clearly gives off that sort of villainous vibe, like that Iris...]

[likestokillthings]

Can't I just kill them all? It's much more fun that way.

[And he lifts up a nearby Prinny and hurls it at her.]

[trolled_justice]

You...!

[What appears to be an odd summoning circle suddenly appears behind Pamela, and without hesitation she jumps through it; vanishing upon going through it. The prinny... doesn't seem to be affected by it at all, and explodes as normal.]

[The knight appears a short distance behind Richard, via another magic circle that had appeared there, while throwing a large fireball (about as tall and wide as she is) at his back]

What sort of monster are you, to have no regard for whose life you take...?!

[high_on_daylight]

... Boring.

[likestokillthings]

What do you mean boring?

[Is his hand on fire? Yes, yes it is.]

[high_on_daylight]

*Just going to point out the fairly thick British accent Evangeline has here.*

Please. The burn down the orphanage routine?

I bet this place keeps a bunch of spare orphanages in a box in the basement someplace, that's so played out.

[likestokillthings]

They're notorious for attacking people, you know.

And I'm hungry. See? Kill two birds with one stone.

[high_on_daylight]

Maybe on the whacked-out semblance of a world you call home. But not in any sane reality.

Also, wood and stone isn't very good for undead bodies. That's about all you'd get from an orphanage here, you know.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Oh hey, person running around on fire. The Demon whips out a baseball bat and let's rip, have a flaming head right back at you Richard.

He calmly watches the headless body run for a few more steps before collapsing and burning to a crisp.]

Huh. Normally there's more twitching with that.

[likestokillthings]

[Richard catches the flaming head and proceeds to punt it. Oops, it just went through someone's window. Oh well.]

Isn't it fun when they try to run away?

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm fond of the running away. Though I'd be worried if they just stood there and burned.

[likestokillthings]

True.

Hopefully there aren't any spoilsports like that around.

[notjustinthemirror]

I haven't spotted any. But they may just be hiding. There were zombies afterall.

[beryls_lackey]

[Kyoko did not see Richard setting that person on fire. She does however quickly run towards the poor burning person and throw a bucket of water on them]

Are you ok? You need to be careful of spontaneous combustion. Always carry of bucket of water with you.

[She gives the poor singed man the bucket, then turns to Richard.]

Are you ok? Did you get burned as well?

[likestokillthings]

[Richard's going to watch this with a somewhat amused expression on his face. Well, the little of his face that can be seen, anyway.]

I do the burning. Want to see?

[Look, his hand is on fire!]

[beryls_lackey]

Eep! Do you mean you set that poor man on fire? You must be a top class honor student!

[likestokillthings]

[He likes the sound of that.]

Oh yes. He looked at me funny.

[beryls_lackey]

Oh my. To attack someone just for looking at them funny. You really are an honor student.

Well, I will have to fix that! Being a badass Delinquent I cannot stand by and do nothing.

[She then bows]

My name is Kyoko Needleworker, what is your name?