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netherworld_academy2012-11-11 12:50 am
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[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]
This place is fun!
[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]
Heheh.
[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]
Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?
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[A pause, and some rummaging through a pocket.]
...want to see their ears?
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[If Richard can tell the difference between divine power and magic, Pamela's clearly a magic user and her power (much less her blood) has nothing divine about it]
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My titles are better.
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... ...
And ... and your titles are ridiculous!
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BEHOLD!
[He holds up an ordinary looking fork and waves it around menacingly.]
The Fork of Truth!
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[Pamela's clearly thrown off... wtf is this?]
W-what does a Fork of Truth have to do with anything?!
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It's the most powerful weapon in existence!
[It's the Fork of Truth! No other explanation is needed. >:|]
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My Weißsilber would not fail against such a thing!
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Care to try?
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The only truth here is my Justice!
[And with a swing of her Weißsilber, she's sending a wave of magic swords flying at you]
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[And he's going to grab the closest bystander and use them as a meat shield.]
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Coward! Stop hiding and fight me, fiend!
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[Richard shakes his new meat shield.]
This guy says otherwise.
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[... and she's going to... portal again, appearing behind Richard and slashing down at him with her sword]
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[Richard doesn't dodge this time, and in fact seems to angle himself so the blade sticks through his chest.]
Very effective.
[And he's going to respond with a big old FWOOOOSH. Hurray for fire!]
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[Pamela pulls her sword free and jumps high up into the air to avoid the worse of the flames, before throwing down more of those magic sword projectiles down at Richard]
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[Richard does a funky, yet somehow graceful dance to avoid them, all the while launching bolts of ice and fire around. He's not even aiming at her, just trying to sow a little mayhem.
...and a building over there just caught fire. Victory!]
You're very persistent, you know. You should just stand there and let me stab you.
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[She was going to make evasive actions when... she realizes that none of the projectiles are even aimed at her]
... what are you doing?
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[He thinks about that for a second.]
Having a good time?
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No, I meant, why are you not... [attacking me... she doesn't finish that sentence, feeling rather unsure about this situation and awkward and ...]
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Why am I not just killing you? Where's the fun in that?
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... wait, what do you mean you are dead?!
And I was not going to ask that! I was going to ask why you are not attacking me! A fiend such as yourself could not possibly kill me!
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These are the knights who've tried to kill me.
Well, technically undead.
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