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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

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[likestokillthings]

I'm sure the last few knights who tried that thought the same thing.

[A pause, and some rummaging through a pocket.]

...want to see their ears?

[trolled_justice]

I am no ordinary knight! I am Pamela, Captain of the Schwarzkreuz! My royal blood is filled with the divine power of God, and a foul creature such as yourself would stand no chance!

[If Richard can tell the difference between divine power and magic, Pamela's clearly a magic user and her power (much less her blood) has nothing divine about it]

[likestokillthings]

Uh...huh. Then why haven't you just tried to smite me with your holiness?

My titles are better.

[trolled_justice]

Because I am giving you the chance to repent, fool!

... ...

And ... and your titles are ridiculous!

[likestokillthings]

How dare you mock my hard-earned titles? I won't stand for this injustice!

BEHOLD!

[He holds up an ordinary looking fork and waves it around menacingly.]

The Fork of Truth!

[trolled_justice]

I... what?

[Pamela's clearly thrown off... wtf is this?]

W-what does a Fork of Truth have to do with anything?!

[likestokillthings]

It's the most powerful weapon in existence!

[It's the Fork of Truth! No other explanation is needed. >:|]

[trolled_justice]

That... that is ridiculous!

My Weißsilber would not fail against such a thing!

[likestokillthings]

It will most definitely fail.

Care to try?

[trolled_justice]

[Sadly, Pamela seemed more inclined to react to the attempt at intimidation rather than the sheer ridiculousness of a 'Fork of Truth'...]

The only truth here is my Justice!

[And with a swing of her Weißsilber, she's sending a wave of magic swords flying at you]

[likestokillthings]

[And he's going to grab the closest bystander and use them as a meat shield.]

[trolled_justice]

[If that had been a human shield, Pamela would have been very distressed. But of course, it was either just another demon or prinny, so she didn't really care]

Coward! Stop hiding and fight me, fiend!

[likestokillthings]

It's not my fault your aim sucks.

[trolled_justice]

There is nothing wrong with my aim!

[likestokillthings]

[Richard shakes his new meat shield.]

This guy says otherwise.

[trolled_justice]

That is only because you used him as your shield, coward!

[... and she's going to... portal again, appearing behind Richard and slashing down at him with her sword]

[likestokillthings]

[Richard doesn't dodge this time, and in fact seems to angle himself so the blade sticks through his chest.]

Very effective.

[And he's going to respond with a big old FWOOOOSH. Hurray for fire!]

[trolled_justice]

...!

[Pamela pulls her sword free and jumps high up into the air to avoid the worse of the flames, before throwing down more of those magic sword projectiles down at Richard]

[likestokillthings]

[Richard does a funky, yet somehow graceful dance to avoid them, all the while launching bolts of ice and fire around. He's not even aiming at her, just trying to sow a little mayhem.

...and a building over there just caught fire. Victory!]

You're very persistent, you know. You should just stand there and let me stab you.

[trolled_justice]

I would never allow you to win!

[She was going to make evasive actions when... she realizes that none of the projectiles are even aimed at her]

... what are you doing?

[likestokillthings]

You stabbed me, it's only fair.~

[He thinks about that for a second.]

Having a good time?

[trolled_justice]

There is nothing fair about allowing evil to win!

...

No, I meant, why are you not... [attacking me... she doesn't finish that sentence, feeling rather unsure about this situation and awkward and ...]

[likestokillthings]

Oh, sure. It's because I'm dead, isn't it?

Why am I not just killing you? Where's the fun in that?

[trolled_justice]

It is because you are evil! Your state of living has nothing to do with it!

... wait, what do you mean you are dead?!

And I was not going to ask that! I was going to ask why you are not attacking me! A fiend such as yourself could not possibly kill me!

[likestokillthings]

[He pulls a necklace of ears out of a pocket.]

These are the knights who've tried to kill me.

Well, technically undead.