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[undying_flame]

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[Well, first things first. This place sucked. Not only was it full of annoying self-proclaimed demons, but there hadn't been any sign of any familiar faces yet. The fact that Kaguya would be free from her revenge made her want to set everything in the area ablaze, but she managed to keep that urge under control for now.

She didn't know what the hell those little penguin things were talking about when they mentioned a contract. Mokou hadn't signed any papers in her life. All 1300 something years of it. So she found herself wandering around, hands in her pockets, smoking a cigarette. At least those had made it here with her. As she continued walking, she spotted something familiar. Was that...Eientei? What the hell was it doing here? Climbing up into a tree that looked like it'd been dead for quite some time, she sat down and watched the building for signs of activity. Well, there was another way she could find out if it was indeed Eientei too.

Pulling the phone that those little penguins had handed her out of her pocket, she messed around with it until she was satisfied it was on.]

[Voice]
Anyone in this dump know if there's a woman named Kaguya here?

Comments

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

I never thought anything of that sort. Perish the thought.

It certainly took you long enough, however. And I thought I was the one that was accused of being lazy...

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

I know you were thinking it.

I'm not the one who sends rabbits to do just about everything for her.

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

I suppose I was having my doubts as to whether you would actually arrive!

And don't be silly. There is plenty that I do for myself.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

Sleeping doesn't count.

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

Yes it does.

But that isn't the only thing.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

...

Yeah? I bet you even make them carry around your damn phone.

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

Not all the time.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

Do you leave it on the floor the rest of the time?

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

You shouldn't pretend to be my mother, Mokou. It's rather unbecoming of you.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

If I was your mother, I'd have dropped you off a cliff or something a long time ago.

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

But you would still do that regardless.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

Your point?

[Voice]

[mooned_hime]

That, according to what you would do as my mother, you are still acting like you are my mother.

[Voice]

[undying_flame]

...Mother this.

[You hear that, Kaguya? That screaming, flaming prinny hurtling down towards Eientei?]

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[mooned_hime]

...?

[Mokou's artillery strikes true, and the explosion sends a Kaguya who was sitting on her porch flying into a tree]

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[undying_flame]

[Guess who's laughing? Man, that was beautiful. Mokou is sitting up in a tree off in the distance overlooking Eientei. And looking for more prinnies, because that was awesome.]

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[mooned_hime]

[Oh yeah? Oh yeah?]


[Guess who's grabbing their own prinny and flinging it at you? You're not gonna gather prinny artillery in peace]

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[undying_flame]

[You're gonna have to do better than that, Kaguya. Because your prinny just got turned to ash. Look out, incoming fireballs!]

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[mooned_hime]

[Fine, be that way. She'll pull out and activate a trap card a spell card as she gracefully grazes the fireballs.]

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[undying_flame]

[Ooh, a spell card. Here comes the real fun. Judging by that aura surrounding Mokou, she's very ready.]

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[mooned_hime]

[The danmaku fight begins, and...!]

[... a few minutes later, Kaguya lost miserably]

Ow...

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[undying_flame]

[Mokou looks very pleased to say the least. Better start getting back into shape, Kaguya.]

That was pretty pathetic. Get too caught up in your vacation?

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[mooned_hime]

You're the one that took so long in arriving. [coughs out a puff of smoke]

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[undying_flame]

Well, guess what? Your little fun time going on here? It's over.

[She's going to take that cough as an opportunity to aim a punch right into Kaguya's stomach.]

'Cause I'm going to make sure you don't get a chance to rest.

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[mooned_hime]

[Well damn, Mokou. Kaguya takes the punch like a boss... and then throws a barrage of danmaku into Mokou's face while she stumbles back, wheezing for breath]