gimmegamedammit: (BY THE POWER OF FANDOM!)
[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.
undying_flame: (Eternity)
[Action]
[Well, first things first. This place sucked. Not only was it full of annoying self-proclaimed demons, but there hadn't been any sign of any familiar faces yet. The fact that Kaguya would be free from her revenge made her want to set everything in the area ablaze, but she managed to keep that urge under control for now.

She didn't know what the hell those little penguin things were talking about when they mentioned a contract. Mokou hadn't signed any papers in her life. All 1300 something years of it. So she found herself wandering around, hands in her pockets, smoking a cigarette. At least those had made it here with her. As she continued walking, she spotted something familiar. Was that...Eientei? What the hell was it doing here? Climbing up into a tree that looked like it'd been dead for quite some time, she sat down and watched the building for signs of activity. Well, there was another way she could find out if it was indeed Eientei too.

Pulling the phone that those little penguins had handed her out of her pocket, she messed around with it until she was satisfied it was on.]


[Voice]
Anyone in this dump know if there's a woman named Kaguya here?
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (swooping into aura action)
[Today, Netherworld Academy's grounds are host to a feast.]

[A freaking feast, man. The reclusive and unofficial Home Ec teacher has worked his utmost to provide dozens of tables piled high with food ranging from the conventional to the obscure, the classic to the quirky, the hearty to the delicacy. Piles of roasts and baked meats, Netherdactyl wings so hot the spices distort space-time slightly, steamed vegetables and grilled fruits...]

[It goes on, and on, and on. If you want it, it's probably here.]

[In the center of this smorgasbord, Champloo casually directs traffic and offers directions, as well as making sure plates and utensils are handed out in turn. Between cheerful food metaphors he swaps out bowls of water and noodles over the nearby fire. Shio ramen anyone?]
high_on_daylight: (Dominant)
[Action, reserved for bite victims]

*Basically? Set up a situation. Evangeline will be all up ons.

This probably won't end well for anyone involved.*


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[Video, locked to Konoka and Setsuna]

Good evening, classmates.

I'm just giving you two a polite heads-up. Don't mess with what I'm doing, and I won't mess with you. Actually, if you want, I'll even loan you a couple minions.
justicekicker: (ZHP Legend!)
[The video feed turns on to show... no one, except a lone window in the school---]

JUSTICE ENTRAAAAAANCE!


[Suddenly, a girl with a Prinny backpack crashes through what's left of the poor window. After landing, she poses for the camera, and an EXPLOSION* occurs in the background. A dynamic theme song starts to overpower the current BGM. Yes, she probably crashed through the window on purpose just to be stylish. A heroine always needs a dramatic entrance, after all!

Also, some may notice how flat her chest is. Like, really really flat. You could play a level on it or something. Doesn't it make you want to poke fun at it?]


A heroine successfully infiltrates a Netherworld during the midst of wide-scale villainy! Not to fear! For I, NISA THE HEROINE OF JUSTICE, have arrived!

[Nisa lets herself go at ease, and picks up the myPhone, a very concerned look on her face.]


Really, I must admit to being surprised what I had heard through my Justice Grapevine... To think that a widescale amount of demons and humans from various canons and mediums were being kidnapped and trapped in a school jamjar... IF THAT IS NOT TRUE VILLAINY, THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS!

[She clenches her fist tightly, non-verbally showing her raw determination.]

But worry not, citizens! I have intentionally come here with a mission: To save you all! I shall see to it that I maintain peace in the Netherworld, and at the same time heroically carve a path leaving this realm!

[Pose!]

PREPARE YOURSELF, EVIL! JUSTICE AWAITS!


[MORE EXPLOSIONS*]

*(Note: This isn't actually happening.)
violentvalkyrie: (MY HAIR IS NOT STUPID!)
AAAAAAGGGH!

[The video feed shows the face of a very pissed Lv.999 'Valkyrie' with very ridiculous hair, stomping through the hallways with sword in hand, intending to cause serious property damage on the way.]

Y'all better tell me where the heck the Final Boss of this dump is right this instant! Or I'll blow this place into smithereens! YA HEAR ME?!

[Huff huff huff..]

It's bad enough I got dragged into the boonies... Tch! I can't stand how messy Netherworlds are! To make matters worse, they dared stick me, the Valkyrie Rizelea, into a stupid dumb dusty poor excuse of a room! I want my UFO back! My lovely king-sized bed with a galactic feather mattress and pink satin sheets! My wonderful bright lighting system! My beautiful well-stocked kitchen! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!!

[Okay, property damage and grievous bodily harm seem to be imminent right about now...]

Ugh! I don't wanna be stuck going to some stupid school! This garbage pile isn't fit for my divine image!