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[gotmyending]

[Billy's at his desk, the camera pointed to him looking over some books and paperwork. He looks frustrated as he carelessly tosses the papers behind him.]

Let me ask you guys something. What's more villainous: to do the homework to learn how to become more villainous, or to skip it like a badass delinquent and not do it at all? It's like, some kinda bad guy paradox.

Pretty sure it's not a thing you learn, anyway. I mean, if you're evil, aren't you just evil?

Comments

[mooned_hime]

I don't attend class, and I certainly don't feel evil at all!

[gotmyending]

Makes sense I guess. So whattaya do all day? I mean, a lotta these classes are crap, but some are actually kinda hilarious. There's one on parties.

[mooned_hime]

It depends on my mood!

But perhaps I should see about this party class. I do hold them at times, after all, so perhaps I can learn something new!

[gotmyending]

Just don't take any held by that zombie guy. Man, is that asshole preachy.

[mooned_hime]

Oh, yes, the one that instigated the zombie apocalypse?

[gotmyending]

Yeah! That jerkass. Avoid him.

[mooned_hime]

I'm afraid I'll have no choice if he happens to show up during one of my dark assembly sessions!

[rose_liberated]

Around here? It's hard to say-you will be shunned for doing the homework, but the received wisdom is that you are more evil if you just skip it. So what is the definition of villainy?

[gotmyending]

[He looks into the camera for a moment, blinking, and looks over his papers. Nope, not on there. Time to make up an answer.]

The opposite of heroism?

[rose_liberated]

Now all you need is a definition of heroism that isn't 'The opposite of Villainy.'

[A brief chuckle as she re-settles her wings. The way they twitch, stretch, and flex is a bit unnerving.]

[gotmyending]

[Thinking, thinking...]

See, I dunno, the whole idea's complicated. Really subjective. I mean, I met a girl here who does a bunch of nice crap, and thinks she's the damned devil or something. But being pleasant and giving people tea is totally not evil in anyone's book.

[rose_liberated]

...She's an idiot. She's been told that good is evil and evil is good. That's why she's all backwards.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Whatever. Set it on fire.

[gotmyending]

Ya know what? I like the way you think. [Starts gathering up all that paperwork now]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I think when it comes down to it, disappoint everyone. It's not like we had a choice being here anyway, right?

She has been too ditzy to pick it up. Accidental villainy.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's exactly true, you're evil when you're evil, just like me.

...How did you get this homework? I've never seen any.

[gotmyending]

No, see, you're like, not evil at all. Not subjectively, not any way!

And teachers give it out, I guess. When they want to.

[cutestsuperweapon]

You're right, I'm super evil!

Hm. I haven't found one of these yet - I need to look more, I think.