3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

I did. Took him to the nurse but apparently there's no way for the undead to stop being .. well, undead.

Well maybe you should teach her some new tricks.

[mooned_hime]

I am hoping to have her learn cooking. It never hurts to have a second chef around.

[notjustinthemirror]

That isn't exactly what I meant, but I guess that works too. Also you should let her in on the secret that being evil doesn't mean helping little old ladies cross the street.

[mooned_hime]

There's not really any reason to tell her that, I think.

I doubt she would take my word for it, anyway.

[notjustinthemirror]

Isn't she supposed to listen to you? She's your pet after all.

[mooned_hime]

Pets are people, too.

[notjustinthemirror]

People who don't know to go inside when it's raining heavy crates.

[mooned_hime]

We've been over this, haven't we? The crates were in more danger than she was.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm still just stunned someone stood out there like a kicked puppy thinking they were attacking her.

.. I should bring some of this to her personally. I bet she's a lot more interesting when she's hammered.

[mooned_hime]

So long as you're willing to take responsibility for the damages she may inflict while in such a state.

[notjustinthemirror]

The fuck do I care? They can add it to my bill.

[Private]

[mooned_hime]

If you could get her drunk near Mokou's yakitori stand, that could possibly produce amusing results.

[Private]

[notjustinthemirror]

Yaka-whati?

Where's that?

[Private]

[mooned_hime]

Grilled chicken on skewers.

I can have one of my rabbits show you the way.

[Private]

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm not seeing the connection but if you want her drunk in front of food I can handle that.

[Private]

[mooned_hime]

When you think she's drunk enough, tell her that I asked her to buy some yakitori.

[Private]

[notjustinthemirror]

.. Is this some sort of inside joke? Is that your code word to have her slit my throat?

[Private]

[mooned_hime]

No.

Mokou dislikes me immensely and, by association, Ifurita as well.

[Private]

[notjustinthemirror]

The person who owns the chicken place?

Whatever, I don't actually care that much. Drunk. Chicken. Yaki-whatevers.

[Private]

[mooned_hime]

If anything interesting happens, will you be so kind as to record it?

[Private]

[notjustinthemirror]

Play by play action, coming up.