3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

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[cutestsuperweapon]

I knew it! You're so nice.

[notjustinthemirror]

[This is where he would facepalm if he did that.]

I'm not .. Fine. Whatever. I'll accept that. My own personal fan club.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't think I can join one of these, but I'll join it in spirit!

I wonder if this involves waving a little flag with your face on it.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'd rather you didn't.

Anyway. Drink up. It's my gift to you.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Think I can? I think my old master didn't want me to, for some reason.

[notjustinthemirror]

They're not here are they? Besides, what's the worst that can happen?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't know. Mistress Kaguya-master could get angry at me!

I think I forgot a -sama in there somewhere...

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh you can add a sama later.

[Like he knows what that even is.]

That reminds me, Owner lady wants you to get her something something uh.. chicken something. Yaki-whatevers. Drink first. Errands later.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Okay, you're right. I will.

[She smiled, then tilted her head as he explained.]

So, uhm, I drink and get her food from the fire lady? That seems pretty easy, I can do that. Thank you for telling me!

[She got out her notebook, and actually wrote it down while saying it aloud]

[notjustinthemirror]

That's it exactly. You're pretty smart.

[It's almost too easy]

I think she'll be happy with that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'm a ditz, silly, I can't be smart. Otherwise I'd not be a ditz.

[She nodded, though.]

So, what should I drink?

[notjustinthemirror]

I suppose that's true..

Well what do you like? I can make anything.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Anything? Hm...

What about tea? There was one made with some red berries the bug people gathered, can you make that?

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think tea and alcohol really mix. Especially bug tea.

What about sake?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, I think mistress uses sake sometimes, that seems fine. Thank you, kind mister!

[notjustinthemirror]

[Grumble grumble.]

Yeah yeah. Sake time. Drink up.

[Presto POOF! Sake. It's even in a fancy looking bottle.]

I suppose you need those teensy cups you drink it out of. Or thimbles. Same difference.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Wow, it just appeared out of nowhere!

[Amazed Ifurita was amazed, quite visibly. Thus, she just had to ask.]

Can you make those thimble-things out of nowere, too?

[notjustinthemirror]

That's what I do. Being an alcohol demon and all.

Unfortunately no, glasses and cups aren't my area of expertise. We can find some somewhere I bet if you don't want to just chug that right out of the bottle.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That wouldn't be evil, right?

[She looked at the alcohol demon earnestly.]

Hmm, I guess I can just go and look for a glass or a cup or a spoon. Thank you for the gift, Mr. Alcohol Demon.

[She bowed. Thankfully the bottle was closed, otherwise she'd have spilled half of it.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Chugging out of the bottle? That's up to you.

Anytime. I live to serve.

[Or to provide alcohol to people who probably shouldn't have it. Either way he felt good about it. She got some alcohol, which might produce interesting results, and Kaguya got her to go to some chicken stand for .. reasons completely beyond him.]