3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

Comments

[rose_liberated]

...You know what, I can probably make do with this, thank you for the gift. It was a clean break, and I'll only have to change out of my third best dress before the stain sets.

[notjustinthemirror]

... You have your dresses in order? That's kinda obsessive don't you think?

[rose_liberated]

If you do not keep your couture in order and degree of formality, then I shall shed a single tear for your uncultured self.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well my clothes are kind of attached, I couldn't change them if I wanted to.

Formal what exactly? It's a school not high court.

[rose_liberated]

Never mind, the lower orders never truly understand the importance of the natural order of things. Even among many overlords, standards have become frightfully relaxed.

[notjustinthemirror]

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

The natural order of ... clothes? Are you serious?

[rose_liberated]

The natural order of order of course. Who is high and who is low? How would we know that, if the upper crust were not stylish and well dressed?

[notjustinthemirror]

The order of order. Sure. Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

So what does being the upper crust get you? Anything good?