3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

Eugh.

If I'm ever a penguin just smash my head in for me.

[hit_girl_mindy]

With pleasure!

[notjustinthemirror]

Don't get too excited. That shouldn't ever happen.

[Though let's face it, he's very far down on the evil scale.]

Also when you rule the school I'd like to be Chancellor of the Cellar and Brewery.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Eh, a girl can dream.

I don't think anyone would argue that one.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah, I always dream of punching penguins. If I dreamt, which I don't, because I don't sleep. But if I did, it would be penguins.

Yeah, they better not. I've got more rights to it than anyone.

[hit_girl_mindy]

All that swimming and waddling just bug ya, huh?

No argument there.

[notjustinthemirror]

They'd be a lot more tolerable if they didn't talk. Especially with all the 'dood' going on.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well, they gotta talk, I guess.

Hey, I say dude. Sometimes.

[notjustinthemirror]

Not in every sentence. We've gotten through this whole conversation without it actually.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well yeah, I don't need to say it all the time. I'm not that much a pain in the ass.

[notjustinthemirror]

Which puts you miles ahead of the penguins.

[hit_girl_mindy]

That should be better than it sounds.

[notjustinthemirror]

Hey, everything here is relative to penguins. Or to money. Too bad we can't pay our debt in penguins.

[hit_girl_mindy]

If we could everyone would be out of here by now.

I actually am glad I'm here.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well yeah, because you've got a shot at taking over and running the place.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I think I could blush!

Nah, that was a joke. But take over this place? Now that's an idea.

[notjustinthemirror]

Don't let it go to your head.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Doubt it. These guys are fucking tough. You'd have to account for all that before you even thought about doing it.

[notjustinthemirror]

You mean the Assembly? It's a zombie, a tree, a vampire and some gremlin thing. I think we could take them.

[hit_girl_mindy]

And show all my cards? No way. They'd be keeping a closer eye on me.

Better to see someone do it first, then assess it for when we actually strike.

[notjustinthemirror]

So we just got to lure some poor sap into attempting to take over the council.

... Too bad my roommate is gone, we could have just told him they didn't want to let him film a movie.