Fire in the hole!

[hit_girl_mindy]

There were plenty of ways to blow off steam. For some, and Mindy was included in this, there was training. For others, there was sex, and Mindy was also a part of this. With all that had gone on (and not) in the school so far, there was going to be a need to let loose with SOME sort of action. In this particular circumstance, Mindy had just received her first legit drink of alcohol that had nothing to do with a flying ship, and technically, she was more of age now.

There was a lot to answer for: she was still waiting for her motorcycle, there still hadn't been another class yet, and she was starting to feel bored. So in her mind, there was really only one way to solve this problem: getting herself noticed. Once she had herself three really good glasses of strong mead, she went out and bought herself a few decent explosives, a large boombox, and enough fireworks to make a nuisance of herself.

She was currently starting off with the fireworks and blaring music that sounded like this, shooting off the fireworks first. She did this only after scaling the roof of the school first, bringing her booze with her. Nothing like semi dangerous climbing while drunk to really bring the danger to a head, but it was Mindy, who had worked impaired before.

Comments

[high_on_daylight]

Saving the big stuff for someone, I presume?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Damn right! Can's start actually starting explosions without including a real life viking!

[high_on_daylight]

... Tell me. I know you're trained for it, but how does she plan to get up here?

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy gave the vampire an appraising look]

Are you kidding? It's Ruffnut. She'll get up here if she has to break her leg, if only to prove she's just as good as me.

[high_on_daylight]

... I was afraid that would be the answer.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why? That's who she is.

... We should ask Ruffnut to threadjack in here. Just saying.

[high_on_daylight]

It's mostly the property damage that concerns me.

[ruffntumblenut]

[As if summoned just by the discussion there is an explosion from far down below. One that lights up the area for a moment and a group screaming of "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!"]

[flying up over the edge of the roof Ruffnut had her buckler balanced under her as fire and smoke spurted off the bottom half of it. There appeared to be a Prinny strapped to the underside, blackened and charred and if someone looked over the edge of the roof they'd see a pile of equally exploded Prinnies at the point of Ruffnut's lift off.]

[There is now a hole in the wall of the building as well...oh well. Cackling gleefully Ruffnut soars a little too high and begins to tip forward, spinning through the air and landing on her butt, skipping and skidding along the roof till she came to a skidding stop at the feet of both girls]

....yo.

[hit_girl_mindy]

That doesn't even concern me a little b-

[But they were interrupted by Ruffnut's spectacular, if less than stellar arrival, falling right at the feet of the girl and the vampire. Mindy had to stare a moment before she burst out laughing, shaking her head].

You used fucking prinnies to get up here? Awesome! Guess you didn't need the rabbits getting you?

[high_on_daylight]

*Wait, Evangeline wasn't even drinking anything! How the heck is she spit-taking?!*

B... What... How... You'd have to...

*Congratulations, Ruffnut. You have successfully rendered the CENTURIES OLD VAMPIRE dumbstruck.*

[ruffntumblenut]

What rabbits?

[Stands up dusting off her bottom]

Yeah you know those guys by themselves are kinda lame explosion wise but get enough of them together and you can really get some work done.

[She gives Mindy a quick kiss before she wanders over to where her buckler landed and shakes the exploded Prinny from it.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

You must have missed them. Uh, your room might be exploded. Whatever.

[She gave the girl a hand up, took the kiss and went back to the bottle]

Made a promise to a certain demon. We have some noise to make. Drink up!

[high_on_daylight]

But... How... That kind of explosion should've... Even I would've been...

*... After a minute, Evangeline's incoherent sentences start fading off, as she manages to Just Stop Worrying About It.*

[ruffntumblenut]

[The possibility of her room exploding just makes her laugh harder. With a loud cheer of "TO VALHALLA!" She throws back the bottle and starts drinking till her cheeks are red. She then burps in true Viking fashion. She stumbles over and leans on Eva]

"What about this bitch?" She slurred her s's. "Why is the cutest vampire ever here?"

[hit_girl_mindy]

Mindy raised an eyebrow, not for the drinking but for how she was addressing Evangeline, but she only took a swig again.

"She wanted to see what the hell I was doing with the fireworks, so she came to snark." She grinned. "To Valhalla!"

And she takes a swig herself and lets out a burp to match her girlfriend's.

"I can tell we're not her preferred company."

[high_on_daylight]

"An understatement," Evangeline observed, with a usual polite tone to her snark.

She stood up. "Please try not to destroy too many rooms in your mayhem."

[ruffntumblenut]

"She's just runnin' way cuz she knows we'd party way harder then her delicate face could handle!" Ruffnut cackled.

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Dude, you really do like poking the bear, huh?" Mindy said halfheartedly. You could tell she was still really getting a kick out of this whole thing, and she was actually really happy Ruff was here.

"Don't forget we have a bunch of explosions to create!"

[high_on_daylight]

At Ruffnut's comment, Evangeline turned...

... And simply froze the roof Ruffnut was on, possibly freezing her feet to the roof, or causing her to slip and hit the ground. Fortunately, this roof wasn't sloped, so no chance of falling off, but.

"Please do not refer to me as a bear. It means things you are probably not thinking of."

[ruffntumblenut]

Ruffnut yelped as her feet slid out from underneath her. She landed on her rump and laughed out loud.

"Someone's just cranky because I totally whupped her! But she's right, she's way too small to be a bear. She's more like a cat."

[hit_girl_mindy]

Really, was that necessary? Mindy sucked her teeth in, keeping her balance, then skated over to Ruffnut, glad she was able to keep herself from falling.

"It's just an expression, and stop egging her on!" Mindy hissed to Ruffnut. "Wait, did you actually beat her?"

[high_on_daylight]

"To be fair, I limited myself purely to martial techniques."

[ruffntumblenut]

"She can say whatever she wants I still won~" Ruffnut purred wrapping her gangly arms around Mindy and hanging off her affectionately.

[hit_girl_mindy]

"I wonder why you would go out of your way to go and fight a vampire," Mindy said, giving the viking a playful punch that turned to a nuzzle. Oh, she knew exactly why Ruffnut might, but she wanted to hear her say it.

[high_on_daylight]

"Death by idiocy."