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[mooned_hime]

Has anybody seen Mokou lately?

It seems her yakitori stand is missing.

[Whether she's sad or not, there's no way she'd indicate if the former is true.]

It's quite unlike you to hide, Mokou.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

What do you mean poorly I fed him and gave him a place to stay.

[Sure he ripped off its arms and jaw, but that's besides the point.]

[mooned_hime]

How does he eat without a jaw?

[notjustinthemirror]

He kind of falls on things and oozes it down his throat.

Alright, so it's not exactly ideal for him. But he didn't get smushed by a crate or have his head blown off.

[mooned_hime]

You could have just given him a light thrashing and sent him on his way.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well the idea was to annoy my roommate, but he was a bastard and went and left.

[mooned_hime]

And now you have a severely disfigured zombie on your hands.

[notjustinthemirror]

He wasn't pretty to begin with.

Why? You have a better use for him?

[mooned_hime]

But he's certainly worse off ever since coming into your care.

Of course not. I suggest you set him free, he might have family and friends wondering where he is.

[notjustinthemirror]

He's a zombie.

Besides if I let him loose someone will just kill him. It's not like we have a zombie rehabilitation program.


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We don't have one of those do we?

[mooned_hime]

Mr. Nothing, we have a Senator that is a zombie. Surely if the zombies have political representation, would that not hint at a larger and more civilized population of them than you seem to realize?

[notjustinthemirror]

We have a senate?

[Someone didn't read the introductory brochure.]

Hm. Maybe I should let him go then. He can go roam free and eat brains with the rest of the wild zombies.

[mooned_hime]

Indeed.

Perhaps the other zombies will be able to do something with the damage you inflicted on him.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah yeah. Lay on the guilt trip as much as you want, I don't care.

Where do you suppose the herds of wild zombies live?

[mooned_hime]

I must once again point out that they have political representation. Thus, suggesting that they live in wild herds is rather silly.

[notjustinthemirror]

Alright Miss zombie expert. Where the fuck should I put him then? He just kind of stands around. It's not like he's tried to escape or anything.

[mooned_hime]

It's hardly a matter of zombie knowledge, but nevermind that.

It seems you have broken his spirit, then. Perhaps you can find another zombie on the campus that can figure out where he belongs.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'll put an ad on the campus bulletin board. "Found: One Zombie."

[mooned_hime]

If you haven't damaged his ability to walk, you might as well bring him with you in case anybody recognizes him.

... I would advise you do something about that 'collar' you put on him, however. Should you happen to come across his brethren, they would most likely become rather upset with you.

[notjustinthemirror]

He walks fine. Well shambles fine.

Isn't keeping another living creature as a pet considered 'evil'? Shouldn't I be getting extra credit points for this? I'm probably an honors student now.

But fine, since I'm offending the People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies I'll go let him go. Don't say I never did anything nice.

[mooned_hime]

Perhaps. If I was evil, personally, I still don't think I would care what grade these classes would give me.

I'm sure zombies everywhere in the netherworld will appreciate your change of heart, Mr. Nothing.

... or dislike you for having taken so long in deciding to release him.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't even know what classes I'm supposed to be in.

Yeah, well this is what they're getting so they can just shut up and take it.

[And he will grudgingly set poor Dorland free somewhere off campus to go do .. whatever it is zombies do when they're not invading.]