Boom goes the Dragon breath.

[ruffntumblenut]

[ It's just another peaceful Chaos filled day at the academy. But today's chaos is brought to you by a two headed dragon following Ruffnut around and whenever she gives the command one head spews out toxic green gas then the other head sparks it causing a sizable explosion. Rattling windows and booming through the walls]

"Alright we've almost got it. Let's try again!"

[She doesn't seem to have much in the way of caring about innocent bystanders either so watch out]

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

[grins proudly]

That, is my dragon. Barf and Belch.

[ The dragon in question turns to look at her hearing it's name. Each head has a screaming Prinny in it's mouth. Seeing this Ruff shouts]

If you have any fish give it to them or they'll blow you up!

[the Prinnies panic and start emptying their satchels]

[rose_liberated]

...what a marvelous name. Does it have to go on a regular rampage, or is this just your training program?

[ruffntumblenut]

Both!

Plus it's been awhile since we've gotten to hang out so I wanted to have some fun!

[The dragons blow up the Prinnies anyway and begin pawing through their belongings to eat the fish]

[rose_liberated]

...I will be sure then to avoid the explosions, no sense in interrupting your fun.

[ruffntumblenut]

Awesome. Thanks. I had to make alot of empty promises to get this dragon back.

[Said dragon has just spotted more prinnies and goes stomping off after them]

[rose_liberated]

To demons? You should be careful then stranger. They may come for you and your dragon. After all, they have already stolen it once.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well...to be fair they didn't steal it, they stole me.

But the way I see it, they encourage false promises around here don't they? Lieing cheating and being underhanded?

[rose_liberated]

Hai. And then one must get away with it. Especially should the bill collectors come.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well don't worry about that.

[Punches her hand into her fist confidently]

Ruffnut Thorston fears no demon or his bills! BWAHAHAHA!

[evil_administration]

H-hey, dood? Senator hoarder wants to know when he's gonna get his stuff.

[ruffntumblenut]

[ ~_~ ]

Give the dragon a minute to get comfortable before they start making eggs already.

[evil_administration]

Crap dood, he's gonna kill us! That guy doesn't like having to wait 6-8 weeks for delivery!

[The prinnies tear out of here on their little peg legs, screaming.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Shouts after them]

Well then maybe next time don't lock my dragon in a box for weeks with only one airhole you idiots!!

[rose_liberated]

..So I see the sharks have already begun to circle. I wish you luck, before you are torn to pieces.

[ruffntumblenut]

You say that like it's a given.

[rose_liberated]

It may not be-but I don't think you will get through this unscathed.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well yeah, but scars are cool.

[rose_liberated]

Are they? I do not have any, so there isn't much point of comparison.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh totally. Scars tell stories. They make you look tough.

[rose_liberated]

My lack of scars also tells a story-no blow has ever struck home with enough force or skill to wound me. It speaks to my skills as a ninja, does it not?

[ruffntumblenut]

Well...yeah...either that or it says that you never get into fights at all and you're full of it. I mean I believe you because I've seen Ninja's before. But some people might think it just means you don't actually fight.

[rose_liberated]

Some fools might think so. If they attempt to prove it they will be sorely debased.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah...I don't know what debased means. I'm guessing it has to do with butt kicking?

[rose_liberated]

It means I would shatter their delusions. And we of the Snow clan understand how to shatter things.

[ruffntumblenut]

Ah! Right. Shattering things. I like shattering things.