Boom goes the Dragon breath.

[ruffntumblenut]

[ It's just another peaceful Chaos filled day at the academy. But today's chaos is brought to you by a two headed dragon following Ruffnut around and whenever she gives the command one head spews out toxic green gas then the other head sparks it causing a sizable explosion. Rattling windows and booming through the walls]

"Alright we've almost got it. Let's try again!"

[She doesn't seem to have much in the way of caring about innocent bystanders either so watch out]

Comments

[rose_liberated]

[The last explosion seems to have shaken a ninja loose from the tall object she was standing on, and she hits the ground with a sickening WHUMP of meat hitting stone. Strangely enough, it struggles to move afterwards.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[The dragon continues on with it's Rampage while Ruffnut trots over and gives the body a prod with her boot] Hey you dead? If you're dead I'm helping myself to your gear. Just a warning.

[rose_liberated]

[I did mention that it struggled to move, didn't I? At least one hand was ready to snake out and grab an ankle with properly ninja like speed.

...you know, Vikings are almost pirates. Certainly, when this one rolls herself over, she looks quite a bit like a pirate wench with all that expose flesh around her chest and hips.]

You'll take nothing.

[ruffntumblenut]

[smirks apparently pleased with this reaction]

Good. You'd have to be able to survive a fall like that to be worth anything around here.

[rose_liberated]

[Oddly for a ninja, she's carrying a bow.]

The fall was nothing...

[But she has a black eye and a cut on her face from it...]

[mooned_hime]

[An amused moon princess floats by]

Oh my, how violent~

[ruffntumblenut]

[Eyes blazing with excitement and cheeks flush with joy]

Yeah, isn't it beautiful?

[mooned_hime]

No offense intended, but in my opinion it's not quite as 'beautiful' as a danmaku duel. Of course, that's just my opinion. [the dragon is certainly kind of ugly...] It's certainly exciting, though!

[ruffntumblenut]

A what duel?

[Said dragon is now flapping it's wings and taking flight for whatever reason]

[mooned_hime]

It looks something like this.

[Kaguya randomly fires a number of pretty magical bullets and lasers (not at Ruffnut nor the dragon)]

Except imagine that multiplied a hundredfold.

Still, I can appreciate the value of being able to ride around on a full fledged dragon.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Huh. You got your dragon back, huh?

[Zetta's seen it before, but not the real deal, so he's elected to poke it to make sure it's the genuine article.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Barf and Belch take a break in their rampage to turn and sniff at Zetta.]

You bet I did! I talked those big boss guys into bringing them here.

[So proud, so very proud]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

So this is the legendary Double-Headed Zippleback. [Believe it or not, Zetta is just dragging the name out of memory!] All right, let's see what it can do.

[ruffntumblenut]

Alright!

[Gestures with her hand and the duo spurt out noxious green gas into the air before sparking it into a big explosion that rattles windows.]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...Huh. Okay, I'll admit it. That was actually kind of cool.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Of course she was going to move out of the way, that was instinct. Her eyes go wide a moment, and then then there's nothing but a big grin on her face.]

Seriously? It's about time!

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah! Would you believe they sent them in a box with like one hole to breath from.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Dude, with how they mess things up all the time, I can totally believe it.

[She keeps eye contact with the dragons, but approached slowly]

How are they with new people?

[ruffntumblenut]

A little bitey.

[The dragons cease their rampage to eye Mindy suspiciously.]

Alright step one. Hold your hand out like this.

[Shows her the stance, palm up]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Is that right. Huh. Better make sure it knows I'm friendly then.

[Holds her hand out as per Ruffnut's instruction.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

[]Ifurita was floating nearby, holding a basket, and looked puzzled.]

What is that? Can I pet it?

[ruffntumblenut]

Eh...yeah I guess. Just hold your hand out like this.

[Shows her and one of the heads lowers itself to be petted.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

[And Ifurita did, entirely oblivious of possible dragon danger or anger.]

Like this? He's like a big cat, just not fluffy, right?

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah sure, a big two headed fire breathing cat with teeth the size of daggers.

[Said big two headed cat is leaning in slowly to sniff at the hand cautiously before allowing her to touch one of their heads while the other watches her suspiciously]

Sorry for the lateness. Gosh!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, cats come in lots of sizes, I think, so that works!

[Ifurita smiled at one head, then gently patted the other, like one would pat, well, a cat.]

Aren't you a cute one, oh you're so cute.

[Irony? None.]