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Boom goes the Dragon breath.

[ It's just another ~~peaceful~~ Chaos filled day at the academy. But today's chaos is brought to you by a two headed dragon following Ruffnut around and whenever she gives the command one head spews out toxic green gas then the other head sparks it causing a sizable explosion. Rattling windows and booming through the walls]

"Alright we've almost got it. Let's try again!"

[She doesn't seem to have much in the way of caring about innocent bystanders either so watch out]

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Huh. You got your dragon back, huh?

[Zetta's seen it before, but not the real deal, so he's elected to poke it to make sure it's the genuine article.]

[Barf and Belch take a break in their rampage to turn and sniff at Zetta.]

You bet I did! I talked those big boss guys into bringing them here.

[So proud, so very proud]

So this is the legendary Double-Headed Zippleback. [Believe it or not, Zetta is just dragging the name out of memory!] All right, let's see what it can do.

Alright!

[Gestures with her hand and the duo spurt out noxious green gas into the air before sparking it into a big explosion that rattles windows.]

BWAHAHAHAHA

...Huh. Okay, I'll admit it. That was actually kind of cool.

I know right?

[Hands on hips evil Overlord laugh. The dragon spews another cloud behind her and ignites it for a very showy and dramatic effect]

[Ruffnut...]

[...just gets it on a primal and visceral level. Zetta had known that from the moment he met her, but that didn't stop him from feeling pride every time she proved it again.]

So how strong's this guy?

Pretty strong! Dragon's scale makes a great armor. And only a Zippleback can make explosions. No other dragon does it like these two.

[The dragons seem proud to be talked up like this and strike a fearsome pose, all their daggerlike teeth on display]

Hmph. That just means I have to teach you how to Magichange with it.

...though actually, I may need to go unlock that ability in the Dark Assembly for you guys.

What's a Magichange?

[The dragons are sniffing at Ruffnut now and she rewards their good behavior by pulling out a pair of dead fish and throwing them into the air for them to catch and nom.]

Your dragon turns into a weapon for you. You get access to its powers and strength.

So, basically, an exploding spear.

...

[Just this face]

Do want yes!

[Yep, he figured.]

There's a downside, though. It only lasts for a few turns, and then your dragon will be out of the battle. So you only want to use it when it'll turn the tide, or the battle's nearly over, or stuff like that.

OK so it's a grand finale attack...wait it's not gonna destroy my dragon right? They'll come back right?

Yeah, they'll be fine, they just disappear from the battle. Can't come back till the next one.

Awesome! This is way more fun then any of the other worlds STACY left us on. Now that all your rules actually work.

What the hell do you mean, now that my rules actually work. They always worked!

If you say so chief.

[Thumbs up]

Of course I say so! It's freaking TRUE! When have I EVER steered you wrong?!

Well you did hit on me alot when you were humanized the first time.

Okay, first, I was age-regressed to my adolescence. I was hitting on everyone. Second, why the hell SHOULDN'T I have hit on you?

Well, I am pretty awesome so you've got a point there.

Damn straight I have a point. Teenage-me would have been an idiot NOT to try.

Speaking of how awesome I am, I learned a new attack! Wanna see?

[Before he has a chance to say no Ruffnut turns and takes a few deep breaths before gripping her fists and letting out a roar. The dragon's heads roar and it sounds like Ruffnut is making the same sound they do. But the difference is there's a crackling, a buzzing, and an explosion of lightning that pours out of her open mouth and blows a hole in a nearby wall setting fire to the grass where the lightning sparks and crackles away. When she's finished her mouth is smoking and she's rubbing her throat sounding hoarse but looking proud of herself]

[Why would he say no?!]

[Zetta watches this display of electrotechnics with an impassive, judgmental eye. Once it concludes, though, he has nothing to say; he simply claps one hand on Ruffnut's shoulder.]

[She is SUCH a good disciple.]

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