Boom goes the Dragon breath.

[ruffntumblenut]

[ It's just another peaceful Chaos filled day at the academy. But today's chaos is brought to you by a two headed dragon following Ruffnut around and whenever she gives the command one head spews out toxic green gas then the other head sparks it causing a sizable explosion. Rattling windows and booming through the walls]

"Alright we've almost got it. Let's try again!"

[She doesn't seem to have much in the way of caring about innocent bystanders either so watch out]

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh right, I forgot you're that weird girl.

Whatever. The important thing is I'm one step closer to Evil Overlord status. I convinced those bigwigs to give me my dragon and it barely cost me anything. The old me never would have been able to pull that off.

[The dragon is willing to allow the petting even for lack of food.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Y...you're an actual evil overlord? Wow!

[She actually flew away from the dragon and clapped excitedly]

Are you going to laugh like this?

[She laughed. Insanely.

...Well, she tried. The result was, well, a very poor attempt at a mad laughter that failed in every single respect, and ended up as a sad parody of evil laughter]

N-no...I think first master is still better at it than I am...

[ruffntumblenut]

Aw don't worry you'll get it someday. See this is my evil laugh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[It is a pretty booming and impressive laugh for her slender frame]

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Ifurita clapped. Completely without irony.]

That is amazing, it's almost as good as masters, just not as high-pitched! You must be a great evil overlord!

[ruffntumblenut]

Heh heh heh. Well not yet but I'm learning from the best so I'm gonna be one soon. You better believe it!

[Wicked grin, nod]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Who is the best? I don't think I've met them!

[ruffntumblenut]

Overlord Zetta of course! The most Badass Freakin' Overlord.

[cutestsuperweapon]

He didn't seem that evil to me, though.

[ruffntumblenut]

Well of course YOU wouldn't be able to tell. You're all wrong inside.

[Twirls her finger next to her head in the universal sign for crazy]

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I think the word you were looking for was evil. Or maybe devil. I'm all devil inside.

[Ifurita wondered why people kept making that sign around her...]

[ruffntumblenut]

Uh huh. You just keep telling yourself that cupcake.

[Even goes as far as to pat her on the head]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Aww.

[Tenshi didn't mind.]

Kaguya-mistress-hime does that, too. I'm not telling me that, though, I know it's true. I'm telling you. Telling me would be weird.

[ruffntumblenut]

You're already pretty weird. Adding more weird to it probably wouldn't hurt.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I'll ask mistress-hime-master-hime-Kaguya about it, then. Maybe she thinbks it's okay, too.