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[evil_administration]

This is Same, Live from the field with first responses from the polls. It seems like quite a crowd has turned up today. It's Twenty-hundred and thirty hours-and this is Netherworld News Network. Many people have turned out to vote, only to be turned away by the nearly incomprehensible registration system-indeed, it looks like the only people having it easy are the transfer students. Still, the ballot itself looks remarkably simple-a yes/no vote for each candidate, and everyone who gets more pluses than minuses wins a seat on the Student Council.



We have it on good authority here in the studio that the overall winner with the highest ratio of yays to nays will be given a fancy hat and the completely meaningless post of Student Council President, is this true?



It is true, but we won't have an exact figure on who's won for quite a while-Penultimo is counting every vote himself, and the man is slow. We think that Dean Labbit hired him for that express reason, to put this off as long as possible. Whatever the case, the list of suggested bills was updated this morning, and Senator Trap's top hat was nailed to it for some reason.



That's too bad Same, I had high hopes for that hat. We go now to Plenair, at the Hat's funeral services.



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[evil_administration]

All right Dood, you line up to vote here! It's simple, we've got six candidates and you vote on a yes/no basis for each one, or just ignore them if you don't care dood!

The six SEVEN candidates are, in alphabetical order-

Asagi Asagiri

Gwendolen Chant

Evangeline A.K. McDowell

Kaguya Houraisan

Konoka Konoe

Lash

Princess Rozalin

[rose_liberated]

Asagi Asagiri: NO

Gwendolen Chant: Abstain

Evangeline A.K. McDowell: No

Kaguya Houraisan: Yes

Konoka Konoe: Abstain

Lash: Abstain

Princess Rozalin: Yes

[high_on_daylight]

*Of course, at some point, Evangeline quietly arranged a few bribes to be sent to Penultimo, to ensure that several choice students, i.e. her brainwashed maids, were able to penetrate the bureaucracy, all voting precisely identically to her. With so few students making it through, Evangeline is sure this particular multiplicative effort will pay off.*

Asagi Asagiri: NO

Gwendolen Chant: Abstain

Evangeline A.K. McDowell: Yes

Kaguya Houraisan: Abstain

Konoka Konoe: Yes

Lash: Abstain

Princess Rozalin: Yes

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[Konoka cannot into being a jerk, so.]

Asagi Asagiri - Yes

Gwendolen Chant - Yes

Evangeline A.K. McDowell - Yes

Kaguya Houraisan - Yes

Konoka Konoe - Yes

Lash - Yes

Princess Rozalin - Yes

[maocontent]

Mwaaaaahahaha! I see these peons are asking for my power? I don't give it away so easily.

Asagi Asagiri - Nope

Gwendolen Chant - Nein

Evangeline A.K. McDowell - YESSSS

Kaguya Houraisan - Nope

Konoka Konoe - Yes

Lash - Abstain

Princess Rozalin - Yes

[cutestsuperweapon]

Kaguya Houraisan: N-

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Uhm...Which should I vote again...

[Ifurita hands in a bucket full of Kaguya votes. Most of them are YES! So, overall, she should be counted as yes.]

[im_gonna_protect_u]

Asagi Asagiri: Yes

Gwendolen Chant: Abstain

Evangeline A.K. McDowell: Yes but please behave!

Kaguya Houraisan: Yes

Konoka Konoe: Yes! [She may look very threateningly at some prinnies that might vote against Konoka.]

Lash: Abstain

Princess Rozalin: Yes, and I'm sorry!

[mooned_hime]

Asagi Asagiri - No

Gwendolen Chant - No

Evangeline A.K. McDowell - No

Kaguya Houraisan - Yes

Konoka Konoe - Yes

Lash - No

Princess Rozalin - Yes.

[Kaguya's pretty sure she doesn't need it, but she sends a rather generous "donation" to Penultimo. Might as well do things properly, right?]

[notjustinthemirror]

Asagi Asagiri - Yes

Gwendolen Chant - No

Evangeline A.K. McDowell - Yes

Kaguya Houraisan - Yes

Konoka Konoe - Yes

Lash - [Have a picture of a stick figure guy being whipped. Count that how you will.]

Princess Rozalin No

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Lash -- YES.


[Screw those others. Zetta knows what side his bread is buttered on.]

[gimmegamedammit]

Asagi Asagiri-Why of course I vote yes. I actually have a whole truck full of votes for myself here.

Gwendolen Chant- *Flips a coin* Yes

Evangeline A.K. McDowell- Yes.

Kaguya Houraisan- Only if she votes for me as well.

Konoka Konoe - Yes. She reminds me a lot of my good friend Flonne...

Lash - *Flips a coin* Yes

Princess Rozalin-NO! She was quite rude to me, so why should I help her?

[bane_of_reisen]

I vote for Kaguya Hime-Sama, and so do all my bunnies here.

[About a hundred or so bunnies are behind Tewi, holding their voting cards.]

As for my other votes:

Asagi Asagiri Aye

Gwendolen Chant Aye

Evangeline A.K. McDowell Nay

Konoka Konoe Aye

Lash Nay

Princess Rozalin Aye

[beryls_lackey]

I vote Aye for everyone. They all would do a great job I think.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Asagi Asagiri- Abstain

Gwendolen Chant- No

Evangeline A.K. McDowell - No

Kaguya Houraisan- Yes

Konoka Konoe- Yes

Lash- Yes

Princess Rozalin - Yes