I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[dragon_moe]

That is weird!

I told you I didn't want to know!

[hit_girl_mindy]

No its not! And what do you care anyway, whether you know? It's not like its dirty or anything!

1/3

[dragon_moe]

Yes it is! It's definitely weird!

2/3

[dragon_moe]

[For some reason, a normal(?) cat has shown up and seems to be approaching Mindy, but-]

3/3

[dragon_moe]

[suddenly, there's a human(?) where the dragon used to be, and she scoops up the cat before it can get close to Mindy]

Hey, no! Don't get close to the weird human!

[The kitty meows in protest(?), but doesn't struggle from Ixthalluz's hold]

Re: 3/3

[hit_girl_mindy]

Wait, what the-

[trails off, then just goggles].

You're talking to a cat and just change out of nowhere and I'M supposed to be the weird one? You're fucking weird!

[dragon_moe]

No, you're still the weird one! All dragons where I come from can shape change like that!

And what's wrong with talking to my cat?!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Who the hell ever heard of a dragon changing into another shap-oh wait, you're that one she was talking about....

Well still, its weird anyway! Ruffnut's dragon's are just dragons, even if they are two headed! And why is calling my motorcycle my baby weird, but talking to a cat ok??

[dragon_moe]

"She"?

I'm still a dragon even if I look like this right now! It's just magic that lets me take this shape, okay?! And this Ruffnut dragon doesn't sound like a dragon at all if it has two heads, it's probably just a stupid hydra or a mutant.

And calling your motorcycle your baby is weird because it's just a vehicle!

[hit_girl_mindy]

That girl, Mir.

Its not a stupid anything, its a damn dragon. Dare you to tell Ruffnut it isn't. Would you like it if I went and said "maybe you're from some fairy tale story" since dragons usually don't take the shape of humans?

No its not, its common where I'm from!...Though not really for kids my age, not that it matters.

[dragon_moe]

You met her? You better not have tried to run her over, too.

... okay, fine, different dimensions. I forget that sometimes...

... well, what's weird about talking to my cat?

[She absently pets her cat]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Nah, we were just fighting. Or going to.

Yeah, well, dragons don'r even exist in mine, and my girlfriend is a viking, who aren't even supposed to be aroudn anymore, so yeah.

You look like a crazy cat lady is why.

[dragon_moe]

... ... if you weren't 'fighting', then what were you doing?

And I don't even know what a viking is.

People can talk to their pets without being a crazy cat lady.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Mostly talkin, sizing each other up. For right now, I can't take her. She can rewrite shit with magic, its crazy.

They're loud, rowdy, drunk and ready to fight. They're fun.

I guess, but I always think of them as one step away from that.

[dragon_moe]

You better not try to fight her even if you think you can take her! [Somebody sounds a bit protective of Mir]

... and I still think calling a motorcycle your baby is more weird.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Uh, why not? She was the one that wanted to spar by taking my money in the first place.

Fine. I think talking to your cat is weird too.

[dragon_moe]

... if it's just a spar, then I guess that's okay.

[She just makes a face at Mindy in response to the weird accusation and pets her cat some more]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'm in a netherworld full of demons and magic, with only a handful of tricks. Not knowing how to beat someone if they go to fight me is just retarded.

[Hit Girl pets her motorcycle, still admiring it a bit].

[dragon_moe]

... what do you do if they fight you before you know how to beat them?

[The cat has had enough, squirming out of Ixthalluz's arms, lightly hitting the ground feet first and walking away]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Play it by ear, pretty much. Have had to do it before. If you think that's crazy, ask Ruffnut how she deals with a fight she never had to before.

[dragon_moe]

... that's stupid, why would I think that's crazy? You've probably never had somebody suddenly throw a desk at you and then shoot thousands of magic bullets at you just because you told them to shut up.

[hit_girl_mindy]

No, but I have had someone go ape shit on me and attack me out of nowhere here, and I have been attacked by terminators in space. Trust me, I don't really live a quiet, calm life.

[dragon_moe]

... 'terminators in space' could mean a lot of things.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Think big, evil robotic monsters out of your nightmares. Actually, there were a lot of different messed up robots coming after us that day. I blew up quite a few of 'em.

[dragon_moe]

... so they looked like robotic knights?

[Because knights are the boogeyman in her world. No, seriously.]