I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

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[rose_liberated]

[This being the netherworld there are no crosswalks and no lights-so the demoness stepping out in front of mindy is one of many today, but at least she is able to throw herself out of the way with a shriek of surprise and fear.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Don't get killed!

[Helpful advice, right?]

[rose_liberated]

Hah! You'll have to do better than that vellocipide to do me in!

[Not really-getting killed doesn't slow her down at all.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

What the fuck is a vellocipide?

[Ok, she's pausing a little bit]

[rose_liberated]

...That is what they call those things, isn't it? I was certain-

[It slowly dawns that that was a thousand year out of date memory from a past life-and just because she's never been to a world advanced enough for motorcycles, doesn't mean she can't be embarassed by this screw-up.]

[dragon_moe]

[Whoa there's a black dragon in your way!]

H-hey!

[With an indignant roar, the dragon actually dove out of the way. Sure, Ixthalluz was far from being the biggest dragon ever, but an impact still probably would have hurt Mindy and the motorcycle more than the dragon...]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Shit!

[What the hell, dragons out of nowhere?! She thought that Ruffnut was the only one that had a dragon! Unless...

Well whatever, she was still moving out of harms way.]

[dragon_moe]

[If Ixthalluz heard that second line in parenthesis, she'd protest she was nobody's dragon]

Watch where you're driving!

[... and that... that's a glob of acid she's spitting in your general direction.]

[She should probably rethink her kneejerk reactions to things like this,but hey, her race defaults toward chaotic evil and being recently introduced to the Netherworld hasn't helped her nerves either]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hey, I'm...FUCK!

[Yeah, she didn't know what was in that spit, but she wasn't taking any chances. Which was good because she could hear the ground sizzling under her].

[dragon_moe]

[Yeah, the ground that got hit wasn't having a good time. If ground had feelings, anyway...]

... what?

[The dragon was just eying Mindy warily, now, with her wings flared up and looking about ready to take to the air]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Only one thing to do in this situation -- as the motorcycle races by, grab it by the engine and pick it up in order to have enough time to ask an important question.]

Where the hell did you get a motorcycle?

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Ok, so her just keeping balance so she didn't fall off the thing, she looked over, then grinned. Figured that it would be him].

Prinnies, not that it didn't take months to get in the first place.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...You don't have a license to drive that thing, do you?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Is that supposed to be a joke?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Just making sure you're not accidentally not breaking any laws!

[dependently_independent]

*As the motorcycle rolls around, it's practically inevitable that Mindy's going to smash headlong into someone, in a place with no lights or crosswalks. Fortunately, driving through a crowd had already slowed her down to the point where the strike didn't knock the red-haired witch over.

It did, however, cause her to cry out incoherently at a blow that would definitely have broken a human's leg.*

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Was Mindy an asshole? Yes, when it suited her. Did she deliberately go around breaking people's legs? No, definitely not...ok, well, she DID technically, but not by accident. She stopped quick, disembarking off the motorcycle].

My bad. You all right?

[dependently_independent]

... What kinda weapon is that?

*Megaera seems to have recovered rather quickly, surprisingly. Hooray Damage Reduction.*

And why would you use it in the middle of town?

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's not a weapon...I guess it could be, but its supposed to be for riding around in.

[Good. Now she didn't have to feel so guilty].

Well I have to ride it somewhere, right?

[dependently_independent]

Well that's... Different.

*Megaera adjusts a little, focusing a light charm on Mindy as a social reflex. Easily resisted, hard to notice.*

If it's a mount, wouldn't you use it in more open areas?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Swooping down over her riding the dragon]

Just couldn't let me be the cooler one for long could you?

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Pauses, grinning as she pulls the helmet off].

Are you kidding? Know how many weeks it took just to get this thing? And in my color?

[ruffntumblenut]

My favorite color!

[The dragon heads twist around and she hangs from the neck. Looks like she's going to aim for the bike and try to land on the back. Lunatic]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Hit Girl can see exactly what's she's trying to do...and while it is sort of funny to imagine Ruffnut bouncing off the ground, she slows down just enough so Ruffnut can catch up and not kill herself in the attempt].

[ruffntumblenut]

[She almost misses anyway! But she catches the back of the bike with her hands and kicks her legs a few times in the air windmilling before pulling herself onto the seat and wrapping her arms around Mindy]

W-whoa! This feels Awesome! It's like it's alive!!