I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly. So while she's cruising around on the thing, I'll be miles away hanging out where my sculpted body won't be a target for poorly-aimed Viking-driven land missiles.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Sculpted body? Really?

You better hope karma doesn't turn you back into a book to teach you some humility.

Not that you need to worry. If I think she's gonna total the bike, I can keep her distracted in other ways.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I was a pretty damn sexy book, too, you have to admit. Fine covers, a mighty uncreased spine, pages for days. If I was a bibliophile, I'd totally hit that.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Great. Thanks. Now I have to take five baths because you have me imagining big fat pimpled nerds fapping to a book. I hope you you're fucking happy.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The Sacred Tome contains everything that ever happened in the universe, so there's probably some pretty hot reading material in there...

Damn, now I kind of wish I had access to the thing again.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why? Just retain the info and hit up your girlfriend.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Welp. This had gone down a road Zetta hadn't intended it to, and so he handles it in the most mature and adult way possible, which is to say, he turns in a flare of cape and starts walking away.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy, unfortunately, had not gotten the memo yet]. And you know, when you see her, tell her it'd be nice she could swing by the dorm! I mean, I like the space, but it'd be nice to talk to her again.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Shut UP!

[Zetta shoots a glare at her over his shoulder, which is probably more threatening than it sounds when one considers it was the Zetta Beam sort of glare. He's not trying too hard to hit her, just get the point across not to push it.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

What is the big-

(She trailed off here though. It is suddenly occurring to her how long its been since she'd seen Lash. So now she could see why he was so pissed off).

Of course that would happen.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Not going to stop Zetta from stalking off in a giant hissy fit, though. Although maybe it's totally justified, for once.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy, who had a death wish interrupting them once, is decidedly not going to stop the Overlord. Because living is good].

Um. My bad?