Waiting for you

[hit_girl_mindy]

[The battle was over. Mindy had obtained quite a few choice things too, and was pleased, or at least, she would be if a certain annoying person she knew had wound up not coming back. So despite being obviously battle smudged, she was still very much actively looking for Pamela, and look more and more annoyed for her trouble].

Damn it, where is that idiot? I haven't seen her for a few days! She can fucking transport, angels shouldn't have been able to take her down!

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[save_load]

Sounds more like a profession than a name, but hey, I've hardly got room to judge.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, there's a reason it does. That's kinda how I work.

[save_load]

Huh. My world doesn't let me take that approach most of the time.

... I would if I could.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Really? Why the hell not?

[save_load]

... Well, I guess it's technically not my world but-

Hell, how do I explain this? Most of the time, I get a narrated "game over" if I do something wrong. Especially if it's something I'm not supposed to directly fight.

... I still have my narrator here, by the way.

[Doomkitty stares at the ground, and a disembodied voice that sounds like John Rhys-Davies suddenly chimes in from out of nowhere-]

"There is nothing of note lying on the ground."

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Twitches]

Who the fuck-?!

[save_load]

Yeah.

I can keep him shut up most of the time, at least.

"The young woman standing before you is clearly not one to trifle with, as she carries herself with the attitude of somebody who knows how to take care of herself."

BEWARE THE 4TH WALL...

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Why is Gimli talking about me?

And my axe!

[save_load]

Because I'm looking at you.

[she then absently takes out a piece of bread and looks it over]

"Yuck! It's a moldy piece of bread."

... I don't even remember where I picked up this.

Re: And my axe!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Huh.

[Shakes her head].

Why would you, and seriously, why's this guy saying what you do?

[save_load]

"You discard the moldly piece of bread. Good riddance!"

[Yeah, Doomkitty just tossed aside the bread]

Because I was the main character of some messed up world, I guess.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Somehow this frightens and amuses me at the same time.

[save_load]

It was pretty bad, really.

Only one person there besides me wasn't stuck on a script.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Your enemy?

[save_load]

Huh? No, not the same person that I want to brutally murder. That one I met here, not back there.

... Okay, the person I'm talking about now was supposed to be the big bad villain, but we get along.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh, wish I could say the same about me and Pa-

Wait, who do you want to kill here?

[save_load]

Asagi.

[hit_girl_mindy]

The chick that fails at everything? Why?

[save_load]

She's being a pain in my ass.

First thing she does is run up to me, calling me her rival right off because I'm a "main character" and says a bunch of shady shit about how she should be one.

She ended up unconscious somehow when I told her to just take my title. Thought I might as well loot her annoying ass, and guess what? I end up with keys to a giant spaceship that she could've used all along to take out the celestial's giant robot. So I go ahead and do it myself.

What does she do? She puts up a bill to try to get me to pay for the damages to her spaceship.

Not to mention killing me a few times.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, she keeps saying she wants to be a main character. Like, a lot.

Wow, that is pretty cool shit, actually.

She killed you? Man, I can see why you'd hate her. Although I did kind of kill her by accident.

[save_load]

You did? How come she's still alive? I thought I was the only person who didn't stay dead.

[hit_girl_mindy]

No one really gets to die here. You just get brought back by hello nurse.

[save_load]

Well, shit. Would've been nice to never have to deal with her.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Your feud kinda sounds a little hilarious though.

[save_load]

Yeah, sure.

You take a spiked flail to the back of the head and tell me how hilarious you think it is.