Netherworld Lemonade stand!

[beryls_lackey]

[Action:

In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]

Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!

Comments

Yawn icon, now doubling as TOTALLY PANICKED(TM)

[fluffytails]

That's suspicious!

HELP! A scary kunoichi is trying to get meeeee!

[beryls_lackey]

W-what?! N-No, I-I'm not trying to get you or hurt you. I just want to sell lemonade!

[fluffytails]

Lemonade... with poison!

[beryls_lackey]

I would never put poison in any drink or food I made!

[fluffytails]

ANd a liar too. The crimes just keep piling up...

[beryls_lackey]

I cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, that I am not lieing.

[fluffytails]

Now you're adding torture to it?

[beryls_lackey]

From what I read, that is a human saying to use when you want others to know that you aren't lieing.

[fluffytails]

SO, you admit to use the verbal equivalent gross torture to verify if someone - you - is saying the truth. How terrible! Even many a tyrant would be apalled!

[beryls_lackey]

I-I don't understand. It's just a saying right?