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beryls_lackeyI am looking for any volunteers to help myself and My Lady prepare for the celebration of the winner of this tournament. Does anyone want to help with cooking, entertaintment, or setting up?
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2013-07-25 12:06high_on_daylight
high_on_daylightHrm.
It seems some of you are only doing okay in the course of this tournament. I must admit, I've only seen a few people being truly entertaining or impressive with their solutions to the challenges presented.
So let's spice things up a little bit. I've had a case of magically-enhanced caffeine drinks hidden somewhere on the island. You may ask me, in a private thread, ten questions, one at a time, which I will answer honestly, though possibly cryptically, about their location. Questions that are irrelevant may result in the use of ancient curses, so don't try anything stupid.
The magic in these drinks is enough that you'll be able to enter a kind of "zone" where time will seem to slow, giving you better reaction to any situation presented you. Maybe that will help some of you be more impressive.
Oh, and don't drink more than two a day. Your heart might explode.
It seems some of you are only doing okay in the course of this tournament. I must admit, I've only seen a few people being truly entertaining or impressive with their solutions to the challenges presented.
So let's spice things up a little bit. I've had a case of magically-enhanced caffeine drinks hidden somewhere on the island. You may ask me, in a private thread, ten questions, one at a time, which I will answer honestly, though possibly cryptically, about their location. Questions that are irrelevant may result in the use of ancient curses, so don't try anything stupid.
The magic in these drinks is enough that you'll be able to enter a kind of "zone" where time will seem to slow, giving you better reaction to any situation presented you. Maybe that will help some of you be more impressive.
Oh, and don't drink more than two a day. Your heart might explode.
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2013-06-26 12:04beryls_lackey
beryls_lackey[Action:
In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]
Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!
In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]
Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!
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[Is that Doomkitty with Groucho glasses? Maybe, maybe not... (okay it totally is, but at least she had the decency to put on a nice suit outfit that looks like what somebody in the Mafia would wear, instead of wearing her default outfit)]
[She does do a convincing impersonation of a sleazy mobster bet taker, too.]
Alright, kids, we have a tournament coming up, and you know what that means!
It's time to place your bets!
Jerwiks Konstapple at your service, running the (not so-) official Netherworld Betting Kiosk! For your convenience, I've set up shop near the dorm. Be sure to stop by!
[Action]
[As promised, "Jerwiks" really did set up a booth near the dorm... stop by and harasshim her? Or actually place a bet?]
[She also paid a couple of demons to stand around in mobster outfits and look tough, too, apparently]
[She does do a convincing impersonation of a sleazy mobster bet taker, too.]
Alright, kids, we have a tournament coming up, and you know what that means!
It's time to place your bets!
Jerwiks Konstapple at your service, running the (not so-) official Netherworld Betting Kiosk! For your convenience, I've set up shop near the dorm. Be sure to stop by!
[Action]
[As promised, "Jerwiks" really did set up a booth near the dorm... stop by and harass
[She also paid a couple of demons to stand around in mobster outfits and look tough, too, apparently]
2013-05-02 23:25beryls_lackey
beryls_lackeyHALT, PRESENT HALL PASS
[You were walking in the wall when that loud voice shouts from behind you. When you turn you see:]
[The Robot looks down at you while from behind it Kyoko appears.]
Robot-san, remember to say please.
[You were walking in the wall when that loud voice shouts from behind you. When you turn you see:]
[The Robot looks down at you while from behind it Kyoko appears.]
Robot-san, remember to say please.
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2013-03-25 14:46beryls_lackey
beryls_lackey[In the main hall of the school, Kyoko is busy passing out leaflets to everyone. On them is a Picture of Raspberyl wearing cute glasses and making a cute pose. The title is, "The April Fools Survival Guide"]
Here, please take a leaflet. April Fool's day is a week away, and we must prepare ourselves to prevent a catastrophe!
Here, please take a leaflet. April Fool's day is a week away, and we must prepare ourselves to prevent a catastrophe!
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2013-03-19 22:10former_endboss
former_endboss1)ACTION
[A girl with a long skirt and a bokken is threatening students and taking their lunch money. Bother her?]
2) Video:
So. What's a girl got to do for fun around here?
[A girl with a long skirt and a bokken is threatening students and taking their lunch money. Bother her?]
2) Video:
So. What's a girl got to do for fun around here?
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2013-03-13 21:24rose_liberated
rose_liberated*It's not every day that you see a circle of six ninjas knocked out while a princess manhandles the seventh. It seems that they forgot the inverse Ninja Law tonight, and the thunderclap that echoes overhead as her grip tightens is just setting the tone.*
What is the reason for trying to kill me? Who hired you?
Like I would tell you, hated pretender!
...What? What are you blabbering about?
You are the impure curse on our profession, and will be an example to all who dare defy our prohibitions and those of the Phys-ed department
The phys-you mean to tell me that a fat man with a whistle and a health teacher are behind this!?
We underestimated you, but rest assured that there will be more! We already have your two-urk!
You have nothing. Not my life, not my friends, and you will have no victories today. You would make an example of me? Perhaps I should turn that around...
*Cue a terrible blood curdling scream that echoes all the way to where two women are being held captive. But for how much longer?*
What is the reason for trying to kill me? Who hired you?
Like I would tell you, hated pretender!
...What? What are you blabbering about?
You are the impure curse on our profession, and will be an example to all who dare defy our prohibitions and those of the Phys-ed department
The phys-you mean to tell me that a fat man with a whistle and a health teacher are behind this!?
We underestimated you, but rest assured that there will be more! We already have your two-urk!
You have nothing. Not my life, not my friends, and you will have no victories today. You would make an example of me? Perhaps I should turn that around...
*Cue a terrible blood curdling scream that echoes all the way to where two women are being held captive. But for how much longer?*
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2013-02-16 18:45rose_liberated
rose_liberated1. [PUBLIC]
Each and every candidate has their own methods-but Rozalin has elected to take the high road. Or perhaps you might call it the High society road-since the only people with invitations to tonight's fancy party (plus guest) are members of the nobility and demonic Overlords. +1 guest each of course, it's only fair to allow escorts. Everyone else? Well, nobility can be purchased at the door-For the low, low price of two million Hel per place.
Once ushered through the doors, one might find that she's finally shaken off that Christmas-decor from her room and moved on to something more...well, it's just genericly rich. There are Prinnies running around in uniform with serving trays of wine, liquor and sake.
And when everyone has arrived and been counted, the doors will open and all will be ushered in for 11 tiny courses of gourmet food. Meat features heavily, and it's all the grand old dishes that bespeak wealth and power.
Even later, perhaps you might be invited for a private conversation and a game of cards, or chess, or some other light entertainment, if there is the promise of real power to be gained by such a thing. Or maybe just negotiating who gets how much of the vote-even if you loose the election after all, there is power in being a mover and a shaker.
[2. Private]
Training for 'Yuki' has gone from bad to worse-her skills have leveled off and stopped improving well short of where they logically should be able to go. Tonight, lungs burning and already tired from the party, there is going to be a breakthrough-but not a good one.
Each and every candidate has their own methods-but Rozalin has elected to take the high road. Or perhaps you might call it the High society road-since the only people with invitations to tonight's fancy party (plus guest) are members of the nobility and demonic Overlords. +1 guest each of course, it's only fair to allow escorts. Everyone else? Well, nobility can be purchased at the door-For the low, low price of two million Hel per place.
Once ushered through the doors, one might find that she's finally shaken off that Christmas-decor from her room and moved on to something more...well, it's just genericly rich. There are Prinnies running around in uniform with serving trays of wine, liquor and sake.
And when everyone has arrived and been counted, the doors will open and all will be ushered in for 11 tiny courses of gourmet food. Meat features heavily, and it's all the grand old dishes that bespeak wealth and power.
Even later, perhaps you might be invited for a private conversation and a game of cards, or chess, or some other light entertainment, if there is the promise of real power to be gained by such a thing. Or maybe just negotiating who gets how much of the vote-even if you loose the election after all, there is power in being a mover and a shaker.
[2. Private]
Training for 'Yuki' has gone from bad to worse-her skills have leveled off and stopped improving well short of where they logically should be able to go. Tonight, lungs burning and already tired from the party, there is going to be a breakthrough-but not a good one.
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2013-01-09 13:51rose_liberated
rose_liberated[Two Kunoichi are out late tonight, getting in some late night training. And by training, I mean the normal assortment of wall running, jumping and occasional smoke bomb aided vanishing act that is the bread and butter of every ninja's work. One of them, leading the pack, is familiar to anyone who might be watching, Kyoko Needleworker, the 'delinquent'. The follower would be less so. After all, when did Kyoko pick up such an inept apprentice, who can't even run up a three foot wall, can't walk along the top of it without falling off, and definatly can't cut it as a ninja. Making it all the more mystifying is the fact that the second Kunoichi has the shade of hair normally associated with the highest rank of generics, who would normally never be seen in such a state of ineptitude. Such as tripping and falling on her own smoke bombs to create a cloud of choking vapor.
And she's such a flighty thing-if she notices anyone coming her way she'll put all her limited skill to the test to get out of sight. So maybe you shouldn't approach her directly if you want to observe.]
And she's such a flighty thing-if she notices anyone coming her way she'll put all her limited skill to the test to get out of sight. So maybe you shouldn't approach her directly if you want to observe.]
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2013-01-07 11:27beryls_lackey
beryls_lackey[When everyone heads down to the main dinning hall, they may be surprised to find that it has been decorated since lunch. All over the hall, there are banners saying, "Feast of Epiphany", along with pictures of Lamas, Palm Trees,, golden cereal flakes, some tobacco leafs, and Frankenstein.
The food presented looks a bit different as well. For one, there is a table filled with nothing but fruit cake. Other foods are Peppernuts, Pudding, German Sausages, roasted Reindeer, and other old fashioned foods.
The Prinnies serving the food are wearing different animal costumes on while also smoking corn cob pipes. Kyoko herself was dressed as what looked like an angel mixed with a rocket scientist. She had angel wings, but also wore a lab coat and she dyed her hair silver.]
Welcome to the feast of Epiphany, where the 3 intelligent men discovered baby Jesús.
The food presented looks a bit different as well. For one, there is a table filled with nothing but fruit cake. Other foods are Peppernuts, Pudding, German Sausages, roasted Reindeer, and other old fashioned foods.
The Prinnies serving the food are wearing different animal costumes on while also smoking corn cob pipes. Kyoko herself was dressed as what looked like an angel mixed with a rocket scientist. She had angel wings, but also wore a lab coat and she dyed her hair silver.]
Welcome to the feast of Epiphany, where the 3 intelligent men discovered baby Jesús.
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2012-11-30 22:11rose_liberated
rose_liberated[Things might have been quieter lately, but it seems that there's something being moved in. Specifically, Rozalin has gotten her hands on a tapestry to cover up that mural in her parlor, and finally make her new room presentable to others. Though, she seems to have at least temporarily embraced the theme since she's wearing not her normal dress, but a even larger one with less black, more gold, and lots of dead animals. She even has a muff to keep her hands warm, despite the fact that it's no colder than normal. Which is to say, it's getting colder, but not super-cold.
The reason things might not be so quiet anymore? It's taking 20 prinnies to carry the item over from where Rozalin purchased it, and they don't handle stairs very well, with lots of trembling, saying 'dood' and fear of falling and exploding while they are carrying a very expensive item that the customer technically hasn't paid for yet. And if it's taking so many prinnies to carry, it must be huge and expensive, excactly the kind of thing you might not want walking bombs to carry. So Rozalin's micro managing.]
Lift that end up a bit more, I said lift it! And don't let the middle drag just because we're finally in the home stretch. And no I don't care how heavy it is, you can't have a break. We're nearly there, just a few hundred more meters.
The reason things might not be so quiet anymore? It's taking 20 prinnies to carry the item over from where Rozalin purchased it, and they don't handle stairs very well, with lots of trembling, saying 'dood' and fear of falling and exploding while they are carrying a very expensive item that the customer technically hasn't paid for yet. And if it's taking so many prinnies to carry, it must be huge and expensive, excactly the kind of thing you might not want walking bombs to carry. So Rozalin's micro managing.]
Lift that end up a bit more, I said lift it! And don't let the middle drag just because we're finally in the home stretch. And no I don't care how heavy it is, you can't have a break. We're nearly there, just a few hundred more meters.
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2012-10-28 22:28beryls_lackey
beryls_lackey[A zombie outbreak has occurred, and everyone is out fighting them. Some putting bullets into their heads, some setting them on fire, some even trying to destroy them with magic.
With the the battlefield become a bloodbath, and zombie guts everywhere, the last thing one would expect... is a food cart. But there is one, being pushed by a certain ninja. She is pushing the cart towards some Zombies you were about to engage.]
Mr Zombies! I have some Zombie lunchboxes for you! Now you don't need to eat their brains.
With the the battlefield become a bloodbath, and zombie guts everywhere, the last thing one would expect... is a food cart. But there is one, being pushed by a certain ninja. She is pushing the cart towards some Zombies you were about to engage.]
Mr Zombies! I have some Zombie lunchboxes for you! Now you don't need to eat their brains.
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