A polite welcome

[beryls_lackey]

[The Video feed turns on and a purple ninja is shown. She bows deeply before she says anything.]

Good evening. It is very nice to meet everyone. My name is Kyoko Needleworker. I am a graduate from the Evil Academy. It seems that I have arrived at a new school, and since I cannot leave, I decided to start the schools branch of the Delinquent Squad.

Together, we will clean up this school, make sure we do all our homework, and help all the needy demons out there. Being a delinquent is exciting, and I know everyone will love it!

Comments

[mooned_hime]

Oh! Do you cook, too?

[beryls_lackey]

I do. My lady always praised my cooking.

[mooned_hime]

Since you are offering, I currently do require the services of somebody who can cook and clean~

[beryls_lackey]

Well it is lucky that I showed up. Ok, I will assist you in cooking and cleaning.

[violentvalkyrie]

'Clean up'? You can really fix this dump...? For real? Though, I don't understand how that equates to delinquency...

[beryls_lackey]

My lady, Asuka and I have many years of experience doing this. They may not be here now, but I can do a very good job by myself if I need to.

[violentvalkyrie]

Many years...

[Just how long does it take to get out of demon school?! The letter said forever, but Rizelea doesn't believe that hooey one bit.]

So, what exactly do you guys do?

[b_mai_sobame]

Why hello there. What a charming young woman--Ooh, why, you have pointy ears! That is so cute!

[beryls_lackey]

My ears are cute? But many demons have pointy ears.

[b_mai_sobame]

Oh it is hardly your only charming feature~ <3 You are an exceptional beauty.

[nolieking]

Homework... You truly are a delinquent. How fearsome.

[beryls_lackey]

Y-You don't need to praise me. My Lady is much more of a delinquent then I am.

[nolieking]

I praise not the delinquency itself, but the willingness to stand up for what you believe in, regardless of who inspired it in the first place.

With that said, I think you'll find the act of delinquency no easier here than in any other Netherworld.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya, will you manage to graduate from school twice? Such a feat would put you past even the delinquent you call master!

[beryls_lackey]

Ah, Mr. Champloo, you are here as well.

[She then turns red and starts to wave her arms wildly.]

I-I can't even dream of being a better delinquent then My Lady! I want her to be the ultimate delinquent badass, so I can never possibly be better then her.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya! You hope to cook a dish in her honor, neither too nasty nor too delicious? That is a difficult path!

[high_on_daylight]

... How pitifully boring.

[beryls_lackey]

O-Oh my! Did I mess up my introduction? I was very careful in planning it.

[high_on_daylight]

The very premise is pitifully boring.

To define delinquency based solely on the opposite of demonic norms?

[hamburger_princess]

That's what counts as delinquency here...?

[beryls_lackey]

For demons, being an honor student means skipping classes, cheating, and being lazy. Delinquents are the opposite of that.

[hamburger_princess]

That's very frustrating. I have no intention of learning to become like a demon, but if I don't attend classes, I'm doing exactly what's expected of me.

[cutestsuperweapon]

You graduated evil?!

[beryls_lackey]

I graduated from Evil Academy. My Lady, Miss Asuka, and myself are the only to ever do so.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That...is inspiring! You must be extremely evil!