A polite welcome

[beryls_lackey]

[The Video feed turns on and a purple ninja is shown. She bows deeply before she says anything.]

Good evening. It is very nice to meet everyone. My name is Kyoko Needleworker. I am a graduate from the Evil Academy. It seems that I have arrived at a new school, and since I cannot leave, I decided to start the schools branch of the Delinquent Squad.

Together, we will clean up this school, make sure we do all our homework, and help all the needy demons out there. Being a delinquent is exciting, and I know everyone will love it!

Comments

[mooned_hime]

Yes, I believe that would do nicely!

[beryls_lackey]

And what would you want...

I apologize, I never got your name Miss.

[mooned_hime]

Oh, pardon me! I am Princess Kaguya Houraisan. A pleasure, Miss Needleworker.

As for myself, I believe I'm in the mood for chicken sukiyaki and mochi.

[beryls_lackey]

A princess! And a Japanese Princess at that! I-I am sorry for not being more courteous!

[mooned_hime]

Oh, there's no need to apologize!

And I'm not Japanese, actually. I'm Lunarian.

[beryls_lackey]

Lunarian... you mean like Lunar, the moon?

[mooned_hime]

Indeed. The one that orbits Earth.

[beryls_lackey]

Wow. I didn't know people lived on there. I saw in the last game that there was a weapon on it, but I didn't think people lived there full time.

[mooned_hime]

Well, they do have weapons up there! And indeed, it is a place where people live.

[beryls_lackey]

How fascinating. I will have to take notes and let My Lady know about this.

[mooned_hime]

Oh, it's not as fascinating as Earth, I would say.

[beryls_lackey]

But it is someplace I have not gone, so that makes it fascinating.

[mooned_hime]

Fair enough!

I wouldn't recommend you visit, however. They're quite hostile against outsiders!

[beryls_lackey]

Even ones that just want to learn more about them?

[mooned_hime]

Indeed.

They are obsessed with the purity of the moon or some-such nonsense like that.

[beryls_lackey]

The purity of the moon? You mean how white it is?

[mooned_hime]

Hm... not quite. I'd rather not explain it, it's really all quite silly.

[beryls_lackey]

Well, I will not pry.

So where are you staying Princess?

[mooned_hime]

I'm out in the forest, some distance away from the campus. It's quite the commute!

[beryls_lackey]

Not a problem. I walked many old demons across hundreds of miles to get them home.

[mooned_hime]

Oh my, how impressive!