6th Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

Just wondering if anyone recorded the 'good parts' of the tournament that I can watch for shits and giggles.

You know, people being torn apart, tripping and falling on their faces, running around while on fire for no apparent reason, the good parts.

Comments

[mooned_hime]

Ufufufu, rest assured that a full feature blu-ray will be available soon after the completion of the tournament!

[notjustinthemirror]

Director's commentary describing their blunders in full detail?

[mooned_hime]

We lack a proper director, though I'm sure some commentary could be provided by the rabbit newscaster.

[notjustinthemirror]

That's acceptable.

Who knew that lame roommate of mine would have come in handy right about now?

[mooned_hime]

He was the one that wanted to make a movie, wasn't he? A shame that he is no longer with us.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah. Him and the pooch.

I dunno what happened, all his stuff is gone too. Too bad, I bet his movie would have been spectacularly awful.

[mooned_hime]

Most likely the same thing that happened to Ifurita.

[notjustinthemirror]

Is she gone? I assumed she just wandered into a room and hadn't figured out how to get out yet.

[mooned_hime]

I'm sure one of the rabbits would have found her by now.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

I don't have any of that, but I DO have an unused "Tournament rules and safety" video that I found in a ditch! It's pretty exciting~

[notjustinthemirror]

How is a safety video exciting?

[do_a_beryl_roll]

It has all sorts of tips for not getting hurt on the sidelines and ways to treat your injuries if you do! Safety videos are TOTALLY badass!

[notjustinthemirror]

We're both speaking English, and yet we're not understanding each other at all.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

That's to be expected, an everyday honor student would never understand the intricacies of health and safety.

But don't worry! I'm willing to help you understand everything!

[notjustinthemirror]

I can't wait.

So what does health and safety say about swimming through piranha infested water? Or whatever it is the contestants are doing.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Well it really just advises you not to...

But in the occasion that you have to swim through, it's advised that you politely ask the piranhas to not bite you. In addition you can bring veggie burgers or other substitutes and feed them to the fish to convince them that being a vegetarian is a better idea than eating you!

[notjustinthemirror]

Does it say if the author of this book died shortly after writing it?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well SOMEONE's a little blood happy huh?

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm a paragon of restraint in not doing the bloodshed myself.

[hit_girl_mindy]

But you don't mind seeing it then?

[notjustinthemirror]

Not at all.

Should I?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not if its you, actually.

[notjustinthemirror]

It's what I do.

Besides I'm bored, why not have some entertainment at other people's expense? They're the idiots that signed up to do some challenge where they'll most likely die. I'm just making their sacrifice worthwhile.

Dying for my amusement is a noble cause.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hey, you know I'm one of those idiots. I don't plan to die anytime soon.

[notjustinthemirror]

Why would you go and do that for?