6th Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

Just wondering if anyone recorded the 'good parts' of the tournament that I can watch for shits and giggles.

You know, people being torn apart, tripping and falling on their faces, running around while on fire for no apparent reason, the good parts.

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[do_a_beryl_roll]

I don't have any of that, but I DO have an unused "Tournament rules and safety" video that I found in a ditch! It's pretty exciting~

[notjustinthemirror]

How is a safety video exciting?

[do_a_beryl_roll]

It has all sorts of tips for not getting hurt on the sidelines and ways to treat your injuries if you do! Safety videos are TOTALLY badass!

[notjustinthemirror]

We're both speaking English, and yet we're not understanding each other at all.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

That's to be expected, an everyday honor student would never understand the intricacies of health and safety.

But don't worry! I'm willing to help you understand everything!

[notjustinthemirror]

I can't wait.

So what does health and safety say about swimming through piranha infested water? Or whatever it is the contestants are doing.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Well it really just advises you not to...

But in the occasion that you have to swim through, it's advised that you politely ask the piranhas to not bite you. In addition you can bring veggie burgers or other substitutes and feed them to the fish to convince them that being a vegetarian is a better idea than eating you!

[notjustinthemirror]

Does it say if the author of this book died shortly after writing it?